Seyi Ogunyemi micrypt

Some of you might wonder why I didn't just use one of the existing NoSQL datastores, so I've elaborated below on why they don't suit my needs. This is not to say that they won't be highly suited in other contexts -- especially since they're all quite impressive in their own ways.

Cassandra is promising, but:

It has no native transactions or secondary indexes.

	"""

	This fabric file makes setting up and deploying a django application much
	easier, but it does make a few assumptions. Namely that you're using Git,
	Apache and mod_wsgi and your using Debian or Ubuntu. Also you should have
	Django installed on your local machine and SSH installed on both the local
	machine and any servers you want to deploy to.

	_note that I've used the name project_name throughout this example. Replace
	this with whatever your project is called._

	from django.core.cache import cache
	from django.conf import settings

	from django.contrib.auth.models import User

	ONLINE_THRESHOLD = getattr(settings, 'ONLINE_THRESHOLD', 60 * 15)
	ONLINE_MAX = getattr(settings, 'ONLINE_MAX', 50)

	def get_online_now(self):
	return User.objects.filter(id__in=self.online_now_ids or [])

	from __future__ import with_statement
	import inspect

	class Test(object):
	def __init__(self, name):
	self.name = name

	def __enter__(self):
	return self

	// assignment in function parameters
	function sum1 ({Array: numbers}) {
	let total = 0; // let {Number: total} = 0; would also be fine
	let i = numbers.length;

	while (i--) {
	let {Number: n} = numbers[i];
	total += n;
	}

	if (typeof window.localStorage == 'undefined' \|\| typeof window.sessionStorage == 'undefined') (function () {

	var Storage = function (type) {
	function createCookie(name, value, days) {
	var date, expires;

	if (days) {
	date = new Date();
	date.setTime(date.getTime()+(days2460601000));
	expires = "; expires="+date.toGMTString();

	!function() {
	var doc = document,
	htm = doc.documentElement,
	lct = null, // last click target
	nearest = function(elm, tag) {
	while (elm && elm.nodeName != tag) {
	elm = elm.parentNode;
	}
	return elm;
	};

	import sbt._

	class HelloworldProject(info: ProjectInfo) extends AppengineProject(info)

	from django.conf import settings
	from django.utils.translation import string_concat, ugettext_lazy
	from django.utils.html import strip_tags

	from haystack import indexes, site

	from cms.models.managers import PageManager
	from cms.models.pagemodel import Page
	from cms.models.pluginmodel import CMSPlugin

	// In cases where we have an AJAX request for IE with an uploaded file, we
	// assume we served through an iframe (a fairly safe assumption) and serve
	// up the response with a content type of text/plain so that IE does not
	// attempt to save the file.
	LiftRules.responseTransformers.append {
	resp =>
	(for (req <- S.request) yield {
	resp match {
	case InMemoryResponse(data, headers, cookies, code)
	if ! req.uploadedFiles.isEmpty &&