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// Just before switching jobs: | |
// Add one of these. | |
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge. | |
// | |
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public", | |
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions. | |
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here. | |
// | |
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_, | |
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant, |
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LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY lookupBand | |
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE key | |
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR | |
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE val | |
YOU SET US UP 0 | |
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isKeyEqualToOurCurrentValue | |
YOU SET US UP @I LIED |