Based on Dave Chenells tweet - https://twitter.com/davechenell/status/557328423602098178
The Best Language Evar
##The Spec
3 blank lines - initiates a valid file - REQUIRED
Commas are line endings - because why the fuck not - REQUIRED
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| // Create Operations | |
| var pushRight = slate.operation("push", { | |
| "direction" : "right", | |
| "style" : "bar-resize:screenSizeX/2" | |
| }); | |
| var pushLeft = slate.operation("push", { | |
| "direction" : "left", | |
| "style" : "bar-resize:screenSizeX/2" | |
| }); | |
| var fullscreen = slate.operation("move", { |
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name StupidJira | |
| // @namespace http://mikebell.io | |
| // @version 0.1 | |
| // @description Add branch details | |
| // @match https://jira.ctidigital.com/browse/* | |
| // @grant none | |
| //allow pasting | |
| // ==/UserScript== |
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| # vim:ft=zsh ts=2 sw=2 sts=2 | |
| # | |
| # agnoster's Theme - https://gist.github.com/3712874 | |
| # A Powerline-inspired theme for ZSH | |
| # | |
| # # README | |
| # | |
| # In order for this theme to render correctly, you will need a | |
| # [Powerline-patched font](https://github.com/Lokaltog/powerline-fonts). | |
| # Make sure you have a recent version: the code points that Powerline |
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| [ | |
| [ | |
| { | |
| "a": 6, | |
| "f": 9, | |
| "w": 4.25, | |
| "d": true | |
| }, | |
| "Blue Wave v0.0.6" | |
| ], |
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| zend_extension="/usr/lib/php5/modules/xdebug.so" | |
| xdebug.coverage_enable=1 | |
| xdebug.default_enable=1 | |
| xdebug.remote_enable=true | |
| xdebug.remote_connect_back=true | |
| xdebug.remote_host=localhost | |
| xdebug.remote_port=9000 | |
| xdebug.remote_handler=dbgp |
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| <?php | |
| use Silex\Application AS SilexApplication; | |
| use Symfony\Component\Console\Application AS ConsoleApplication; | |
| use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\InputOption; | |
| use Symfony\Component\Console\Helper\HelperSet; | |
| use Doctrine\DBAL\Tools\Console\Helper\ConnectionHelper; | |
| use Doctrine\ORM\Tools\Console\Helper\EntityManagerHelper; | |
| use Doctrine\ORM\Tools\Console\ConsoleRunner; | |
| require_once __DIR__.'/../web/index.php'; |
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| Our Father who art in cloud, | |
| hallowed be thy Confluence, | |
| your staging server come | |
| your tickets be done, | |
| on earth, as it is in the cloud, | |
| Give us this day our daily scrum, | |
| and forgive us our technical debts, | |
| as we forgive those who code against us, | |
| and lead us not into hacky temptation, | |
| but deliver us from bugs |
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| #! /bin/bash | |
| Xvfb :99 -ac -screen 0 1280x1024x24 & | |
| export DISPLAY=:99 | |
| java -jar selenium-server-standalone-2.43.1.jar |
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| dota_force_right_click_attack "1" | |
| dota_screen_shake "0" // Screen will no longer shake when certain are cast | |
| dota_disable_range_finder "0" // When spell is selected, range finder is shown | |
| dota_sf_game_end_delay 0 // Make results appear immediately after game ends | |
| // Chat Bindings | |
| bind "p" "say_team miss top" | |
| bind "," "say_team miss bottom" | |
| bind "l" "say_team miss mid" |