moimikey

<?php
add_filter( 'parse_query', 'hertzberg_filter_posts' );

/**
 * Hook into parse_query to only return display posts from category id #1 in search & blog/index
 * 
 * @access public
 * @return void
 */
function hertzberg_filter_posts( $query ) {

moimikey

[root@hertzberg ~]# pecl install apc
downloading APC-3.1.9.tgz ...
Starting to download APC-3.1.9.tgz (155,540 bytes)
.................................done: 155,540 bytes
54 source files, building
running: phpize
Configuring for:
PHP Api Version: 20090626
Zend Module Api No: 20090626
Zend Extension Api No: 220090626

moimikey

<?php
	/**
	 * Some words of wisdom:
	 * http://php.net/manual/en/class.directoryiterator.php
	 */

	class HertzbergFilterDots extends FilterIterator {
		public function __construct( $path ) {
			parent::__construct( new DirectoryIterator( $path ) );
		}

moimikey

<?php
/**
 * Filter get_post() array with only the relative information that we need
 * 
 * @access public
 * @param  integer $post_id
 * @return array
 * @author moimikey
 */
function hertzberg_filter_post_data( $post_id ) {

moimikey

<?php
class Time {

	/**
	 * Seconds
	 */
	const SECOND  = 1;

	/**
	 * Minutes

moimikey

cat ~/Library/LaunchAgents/* > /tmp/.hi && cat /Library/LaunchAgents/* >> /tmp/.hi && cat /tmp/.hi | grep -E 'zeo|mkeeper' | wc -l && rm -rf /tmp/.hi

moimikey

<?php
/**
 * Return a random post tag from the wp_terms table
 *
 * average 0.4ms on a 3K table
 *
 * @author Michael Scott Hertzberg
 * @return mixed|string
 */
function m_random_tag() {

moimikey

<?php
class XmlToJson {
  public function Parse( $url ) {
    $fileContents = file_get_contents( $url );
    $fileContents = str_replace( array(
      "\n",
      "\r",
      "\t"
    ), '', $fileContents );
    $fileContents = trim( str_replace( '"', "'", $fileContents ) );

moimikey

([0...1000].filter (m) -> m % 3 is 0 or m % 5 is 0).reduce (s,h) -> s + h

moimikey

  # Convert bit rate from and to another rate
  #
  # amount:   data being converted
  # unitFrom: `from` unit. bps|kbps|mbps|gbps
  # unitTo:   `to` unit. bps|kbps|mbps|gbps
  #
  # uses double bitwise not `~~` as `Math.floor`
  # uses `+` as type coercion to `int`
  Util.bitCalculate = (amount, unitFrom, unitTo, maxDecimals=2) ->
    base = 1000