This is a game we play to see who goes first in a cube game. We select a criterion card at random, then each player chooses a random card [from Scryfall](https://scryfall.com/random?q=-t:basic). Whoever's card fits the criterion best gets to choose whether to play or draw. The criterion cards we use are as follows:

* Indiana Jones and the __________
* "On the Phenomenology of __________" (thesis name)
* JRPG Move ([instant/sorcery only](https://scryfall.com/random?q=t:instant%20or%20t:sorcery))
* Metal album cover (by art)
* Hallmark card (by art)
* Perfume name
* Romance novel cover (by art)
* Shakespearean insult
* Rap album name
* Naturopathic remedy
* Bar
* __________ is the future liberals want
* The gay agenda starts with __________
* Explanation for that look on your face when you drag your ass to work on Monday morning
* Cocktail name
* Excuse for why you didn't do your homework
* Sex position
* Death metal band name
* UFC fighter nickname
* "Stop trying to make '__________' happen"
* Most raw sexual energy (by art)
* Infomercial product name
* Reason I was excommunicated
* Euphemism for an infection
* Meal at an expensive hipster restaurant
* Excuse for calling out of work
* Name of a lipstick shade