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#!/bin/sh
// 2>/dev/null; exec "`dirname "$0"`/node" "$0" "$@"
;(function () { // wrapper in case we're in module_context mode

// windows: running "npm blah" in this folder will invoke WSH, not node.
if (typeof WScript !== "undefined") {
  WScript.echo("npm does not work when run\n"
              +"with the Windows Scripting Host\n\n"
              +"'cd' to a different directory,\n"
              +"or type 'npm.cmd <args>',\n"

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#!/bin/bash


username='krum-spencer'

gerrit () {

    if [ $1 = "wip" ]; then
        commit=`git show | grep -m1 commit | cut -d " " -f 2 2>/dev/null`
        if [ -z $commit ]; then

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#!/usr/bin/python

# Script to replace 'swift tempurl' on hpcloud because hpcloud is broke

# python hpcloud_swift.py GET 3600 /v1/10724706841504/craigslist/x220t.jpg $OS_ACCESS_KEY_SECRET
# https://region-b.geo-1.objects.hpcloudsvc.com/v1/10724706841504/craigslist/x220t.jpg?temp_url_sig=10724706841504:KAPYAYFHCH51B3ZCCB4W:044cefcdf58d4bccea7da3a4836145488a7c8496&temp_url_expires=1423453940

# requires OS_ACCESS_KEY_ID and OS_ACCESS_KEY_SECRET to be set

import hmac

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$var = (13/4)
notify { $var: }

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good

file { '/tmp/foo:
   ensure => directory,
   owner  => root,
   mode   => 0777',
}

bad

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in config.pp

if $cluster_config {
  rabbitmq_erlang_cookie { '/path/to/cookie':
    before => Service['rabbitmq'],
    notify => Service['rabbitmq'],
  }
  Rabbitmq_erlang_cookie ['/path/to/cookie'] -> Rabbitmq_user <| |>
  Rabbitmq_erlang_cookie ['/path/to/cookie'] -> Rabbitmq_vhost <| |>

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# Description:
#   Interact with Gerrit. (http://code.google.com/p/gerrit/)
#
# Dependencies:
#
# Configuration:
#   HUBOT_GERRIT_SSH_URL
#   HUBOT_GERRIT_EVENTSTREAM_ROOMS
#
# Commands:

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WIFI

introduce myself
introduce the group
recognize the speakers
Anyone new to the group?
Any announcements about things comming up/hiring jobs etc?

   https://www.usenix.org/conference/ucms14
   http://seagl.org/

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#!/bin/bash

if [ $1 = '--i-have-a-shit-ton-of-windows' ];then
extra_windows=9
fi

echo What client are you?

read client

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nibz@telescope:~/projects/begpuppet/sandbox$ time wget -q http://i.imgur.com/okZWAsH.jpg?1

real    0m0.030s
user    0m0.004s
sys     0m0.000s
nibz@telescope:~/projects/begpuppet/sandbox$ time http_proxy='' wget -q http://i.imgur.com/okZWA
sH.jpg?1

real    0m0.271s
user    0m0.004s