One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
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dufferzafar
/ music-Jul-16-2015.tree
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July 16, 2015 12:20
All My Music. Generated using `tree > music-list.tree`
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| . | |
| ├── 2Cellos | |
| │ ├── 2Cellos | |
| │ │ ├── 01 Where the Streets Have No Name.mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 02 Misirlou (Theme From Pulp Fiction).mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 03 Use Somebody.mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 04 Smooth Criminal.mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 05 Fragile.mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 06 The Resistance.mp3 | |
| │ │ ├── 07 Hurt.mp3 |
paragonie-scott
/ crypto-wrong-answers.md
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August 17, 2024 06:33
An Open Letter to Developers Everywhere (About Cryptography)
Hello software developers,
Please check your code to ensure you're not making one of the following mistakes related to cryptography.
- Writing your own home-grown cryptography primitives (For example: Mifare Classic)
- Exception: For the sake of learning, but don't deploy it in production.
- Using a fast hash function (e.g. MD5, SHA256) for storing passwords. Use bcrypt instead.
- Not using a cryptographically secure random number generator
Picking the right architecture = Picking the right battles + Managing trade-offs
- Clarify and agree on the scope of the system
- User cases (description of sequences of events that, taken together, lead to a system doing something useful)
- Who is going to use it?
- How are they going to use it?
debarko
/ cowin_schedule_district_wise.js
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June 3, 2021 08:07
Get an update on console as soon as a slot opens up in https://selfregistration.cowin.gov.in/ . Login to the website and then run this script on Console.
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| // This script will alert you whenever some slot opens up on the given date within the given District IDs | |
| // Change the districts to your needs as per your city | |
| // Change the dateArr to add your convinent set of dates | |
| // For further update do checkout http://twitter.com/debarko/ | |
| // How To setup Video -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_N5FFegtI4 | |
| // Steps to use | |
| // 1. Update Config |
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