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mysql> create table fags (dongs tinyint);
Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.00 sec)
mysql> insert into fags values (1233333);
Query OK, 1 row affected, 1 warning (0.00 sec)
mysql> select dongs from fags;
+-------+
| dongs |
+-------+
[core]
repositoryformatversion = 0
filemode = true
bare = false
logallrefupdates = true
[remote "brent"]
url = ssh://10.0.1.77/home/bhughes/Projects/NexRepo
fetch = +refs/heads/*:refs/remotes/brent/*
[remote "jim"]
url = ssh://10.0.1.67/home/jleasure/NexRepo/NexRepo
[10:36:56] ( nick) so someone apparently suggested using a nuke to seal the oil leak hole
[10:36:59] ( nick) _
[10:36:59] ( nick) | |
[10:36:59] ( nick) | |
[10:36:59] ( nick) | |___
[10:36:59] ( nick) |_____|
[10:36:59] ( nick)
[10:37:01] ( nick) ___
[10:37:01] ( nick) / _ \
[10:37:01] ( nick) | | | |
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Gtk:ERROR:/build/buildd-gtk+2.0_2.18.6-1~bpo50+1-amd64-457jss/gtk+2.0-2.18.6/gtk/gtkcontainer.c:2717:IA__gtk_container_propagate_expose: assertion failed: (child->parent == GTK_WIDGET (container))
Stacktrace:
at (wrapper managed-to-native) Gtk.Application.gtk_main () <IL 0x00008, 0x00054>
at (wrapper managed-to-native) Gtk.Application.gtk_main () <IL 0x00008, 0x00054>
at Gtk.Application.Run () [0x00000] in /home/nmartini/src/mono/src/gtk-sharp/gtk/Application.cs:135
at MonoDevelop.Ide.IdeApp.Run () [0x00000] in /home/nmartini/src/mono/src/monodevelop-trunk/main/src/core/MonoDevelop.Ide/MonoDevelop.Ide/Ide.cs:383
at MonoDevelop.Ide.IdeStartup.Run (string[]) [0x00741] in /home/nmartini/src/mono/src/monodevelop-trunk/main/src/core/MonoDevelop.Ide/MonoDevelop.Ide/IdeStartup.cs:257
at MonoDevelop.Startup.MonoDevelopMain.Main (string[]) [0x00017] in /home/nmartini/src/mono/src/monodevelop-trunk/main/src/core/MonoDevelop.Startup/MonoDevelop.Startup/MonoDevelopMain.cs:24
[23:06:40] (@nick) tcl onebutan_logo
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) _
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) /\) __
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) ____ ____ ___ / /_ __ __/ /_____ _____
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) / __ \/ __ \/ _ \/ __ \/ / / / __/ __ `/ __ \
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) / /_/ / / / / __/ /_/ / /_/ / /_/ /_/ / / / /
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) \____/_/ /_/\___/ ____/\__,_/\__/\__,_/_/ /_/
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) ( Y)
[23:06:40] ( Shaniqua) ""
[20:01:41] ( charlie) so, how's the blood elf fiancee
[20:01:42] ( Elotente) sucking dicks for crack
[20:01:48] ( nick[]) hahaha
[20:01:54] ( charlie) Elotente: that aptly describes blood elves
[20:01:55] ( Elotente) I know right
[20:01:58] ( nick[]) wow
[20:01:59] ( charlie) I KNOW RIGHT
[20:02:05] ( B^]) this guy is on crack
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABJQAAAIB7EORyA2RqLQMaACA/kNPJ8qubuqWBzYmqAuaW2mRe4roUCcbuNkhWCbSPBcKkEnoy0DHpj+owDKD2PFG/F5E8UDthY/zR69FUnkJEWrxduPyfNWtJN5FaHU+Aaot6siJ64lyCiINDS5lJ1V+xDq+Gh+6Kx0nbI7OW6YHO8eHO3Q== nick@callisto
nick@ganymede:dongs $ rails generate
/usr/local/Cellar/gems/1.9/gems/sqlite3-ruby-1.3.1/lib/sqlite3/sqlite3_native.bundle: [BUG] Segmentation fault
ruby 1.8.7 (2009-06-12 patchlevel 174) [universal-darwin10.0]
Abort trap
nick@ganymede:dongs $ which ruby
/usr/local/bin/ruby
nick@ganymede:dongs $ which rails
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nickmartini / gist:704617
Created November 18, 2010 04:12
i cyber sex B^]
[23:09:15] (@nick[]) B^]: i want you to take off your clothes
[23:09:16] (@B^]) now that just reeks of bullshit
[23:09:39] (@nick[]) B^]: i am a lovely flower, i want you to lick my thighs
[23:09:40] (@B^]) i can confirm that my thighs are very warm
[23:10:15] (@nick[]) B^]: i want you inside of me
[23:10:16] (@B^]) you'll be 70 inside a fortnight
[23:10:48] (@nick[]) B^]: i am juicy wet for you
[23:10:49] (@B^]) a whole bunch of people got migrated to the new billing system
[23:10:56] (@nick[]) aaaaand boner lost
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nickmartini / gist:744167
Created December 16, 2010 22:56
FEAR A NIGGA YO
#Showtooltip Fear
/focus [target=focus, noexists][target=focus, dead] mouseover
/cast [target=focus] Fear
/clearfocus [modifier:ctrl]
/stopmacro