##Simply annoying Tweets
Annoyingly extended words (4+ of the same letter in a phrase): OOOOHHHHMMMMYYYYGGGGOOOODDDD
([a-z])/1{4}
Tweet w/ just a single hashtag: #omgthissucks
^ *#[^ ]+$
Tyrel Kelsey ninnypants
jimmynotjim
/ more-mute-regex.md
Created
July 19, 2012 14:37
— forked from imathis/tweetbot-mute-regex.md
Tweetbot can use regular expressions to mute tweets in your timeline and mentions.
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| .gist { | |
| color: #e4322e; | |
| } | |
| .gistdiv { | |
| padding: 0; | |
| margin: 0; | |
| } | |
| .gist .gist-file { |
scribu
/ latency.txt
Created
May 31, 2012 09:07
— forked from jboner/latency.txt
Latency numbers every programmer should know
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| L1 cache reference 0.5 ns | |
| Branch mispredict 5 ns | |
| L2 cache reference 7 ns | |
| Mutex lock/unlock 25 ns | |
| Main memory reference 100 ns | |
| Compress 1K bytes with Zippy 3,000 ns | |
| Send 2K bytes over 1 Gbps network 20,000 ns | |
| Disk seek (SSD) 100,000 ns | |
| Read 1 MB sequentially from memory 250,000 ns | |
| Round trip within same datacenter 500,000 ns |
Viper007Bond
/ generate-thumbnails.php
Created
May 25, 2012 02:33
WordPress: When a thumbnail image is requested of a specific width/height (rather than by name), generate it if it doesn't exist.
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| <?php /* | |
| ************************************************************************** | |
| Plugin Name: Generate Thumbnails On The Fly | |
| Description: When a thumbnail image is requested of a specific width/height (rather than by name), generate it if it doesn't exist. | |
| Version: 1.0.0 | |
| Author: Alex Mills (Viper007Bond) | |
| Author URI: http://www.viper007bond.com/ |
wycks
/ gist:2315295
Created
April 6, 2012 00:08
Rewrite static theme assets and plugins directory (WordPress)
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| <?php | |
| // rewrite /wp-content/themes/theme-name/css/ to /css/ | |
| // rewrite /wp-content/themes/theme-name/js/ to /js/ | |
| // rewrite /wp-content/themes/theme-name/img/ to /img/ | |
| // rewrite /wp-content/plugins/ to /plugins/ | |
| function roots_flush_rewrites() { | |
| global $wp_rewrite; | |
| $wp_rewrite->flush_rules(); | |
| } |
ninnypants
/ remove-empty-p.php
Last active
October 5, 2025 18:20
Remove empty p tags from WordPress posts
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| <?php | |
| add_filter( 'the_content', 'remove_empty_p', 20, 1 ); | |
| function remove_empty_p( $content ){ | |
| // clean up p tags around block elements | |
| $content = preg_replace( array( | |
| '#<p>\s*<(div|aside|section|article|header|footer)#', | |
| '#</(div|aside|section|article|header|footer)>\s*</p>#', | |
| '#</(div|aside|section|article|header|footer)>\s*<br ?/?>#', | |
| '#<(div|aside|section|article|header|footer)(.*?)>\s*</p>#', | |
| '#<p>\s*</(div|aside|section|article|header|footer)#', |
jakebellacera
/ ICS.php
Last active
October 21, 2025 12:28
A convenient script to generate iCalendar (.ics) files on the fly in PHP.
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| <?php | |
| /** | |
| * This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain. | |
| * | |
| * Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or | |
| * distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled | |
| * binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any | |
| * means. | |
| * |
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