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quchen / trolling_haskell
Last active November 12, 2024 00:10
Trolling #haskell
13:15 <xQuasar> | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
| FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar> | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite> | hello
13:16 <ChongLi> | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn> | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
| compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage> | hi
13:16 <luite> | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
| haskell to javascript now
@emil2k
emil2k / Connectivity.java
Last active August 5, 2024 10:48
Android utility class for checking device's network connectivity and speed.
/*
* Copyright (c) 2017 Emil Davtyan
*
* Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
* a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
* "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
* without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
* distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
* permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
* the following conditions:
@mtttmpl
mtttmpl / relative-time.php
Created September 29, 2012 16:51
Get Relative Time in PHP (e.g. '1 hour ago', 'yesterday', 'tomorrow', 'in 2 weeks')
<?php
function time2str($ts) {
if(!ctype_digit($ts)) {
$ts = strtotime($ts);
}
$diff = time() - $ts;
if($diff == 0) {
return 'now';
} elseif($diff > 0) {
$day_diff = floor($diff / 86400);
@fnichol
fnichol / README.md
Created March 12, 2011 20:52
Download a cacert.pem for RailsInstaller

Why?

There is a long standing issue in Ruby where the net/http library by default does not check the validity of an SSL certificate during a TLS handshake. Rather than deal with the underlying problem (a missing certificate authority, a self-signed certificate, etc.) one tends to see bad hacks everywhere. This can lead to problems down the road.

From what I can see the OpenSSL library that Rails Installer delivers has no certificate authorities defined. So, let's go fetch some from the curl website. And since this is for ruby, why don't we download and install the file with a ruby script?

Installation

The Ruby Way! (Fun)

@MicahElliott
MicahElliott / colortrans.py
Created November 29, 2010 07:57
Convert values between RGB hex codes and xterm-256 color codes.
#! /usr/bin/env python
""" Convert values between RGB hex codes and xterm-256 color codes.
Nice long listing of all 256 colors and their codes. Useful for
developing console color themes, or even script output schemes.
Resources:
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-bit_color
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANSI_escape_code