noname007

Since this is on Hacker News...

• No, I don't distribute my résumé like this. A friend of mine made a joke about me being the kind of person who would do this, so I did (the link on that page was added later).
• I apologize for the use of _t in my types. I spend a lot of time at a level where I can do that; "reserved for system libraries? I am the system libraries".
• They're all while loops because shut up, you're overthinking a joke.

noname007

<?php
    function import($classname)
    {
        $filename = __DIR__.'/class/'.$classname.'.php';
        if(is_file($filename))
        {
            require $filename;
        }else {
            die('Not Find the file '.$filename);
        }

noname007

class Singletone{

	private static  $obj=null;
	private function __construct(){}

	static function getInstance()
	{
		if(is_null(self::$obj))
		{
			echo 111111111,'------';