A static site generator that does the bare minimum.
yabe is highly opinionated. You don't get to choose youe templating or content languages. You will use Markdown and you will be happy. You will use Git and you will be happy. There's no preview server (for now); stop being so lazy.
yabe is written in the latest C standard and should compile with any C compiler. In its vanilla form, so long as you clone the repository with submodules, you should not need any other dependencies. This makes yabe ridiculously portable; it will run on anything with enough memory and input/output support.
yabe works like C.