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#!/bin/sh
#
# This shell script passes all its arguments to the binary inside the
# MacVim.app application bundle.  If you make links to this script as view,
# gvim, etc., then it will peek at the name used to call it and set options
# appropriately.
#
# Based on a script by Wout Mertens and suggestions from Laurent Bihanic.  This
# version is the fault of Benji Fisher, 16 May 2005 (with modifications by Nico
# Weber and Bjorn Winckler, Aug 13 2007).

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If you prefer VirtualBox or aren't running OS X, here are some instructions and a script to help you get started with SmartOS under VirtualBox. If you use VirtualBox, skip the first section and read the section on how to get the Node.js SmartMachine up and running.

Running SmartOS under vmware Fusion

1. Start by downloading the latest live image
2. When you run the new VM wizard, select "Continue without disk" on the first screen of the wizard.
3. Select Sun Solaris / Solaris 10 64-bit on the next screen.
4. You're going to get dumped to a config screen when the live image starts up, choose DHCP for the networking and defaults for everything else.
5. Pretty much the first thing you're going to want to do is figure out how to SSH into the box once it boots and creates its storage pools, because trying to do stuff in the virtual console is miserable. There's no cut and paste

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var events = require('events')
  , util   = require('util')
  ;

function StreamBuffer(callback) {
  events.EventEmitter.call(this);

  this.writable = true;

  var self = this;

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$ npm search asshole
npm http GET https://registry.npmjs.org/-/all/since?stale=update_after&startkey=1341536947000
npm http 200 https://registry.npmjs.org/-/all/since?stale=update_after&startkey=1341536947000
NAME     DESCRIPTION                                                   AUTHOR        DATE              KEYWORDS
hipster  Okay, so today I wrote a text editor in node.js and named it "hipster". Because I am an asshole. (and no one had already used the name for something more stupid) =dominictarr 2012-08-19 20:51
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$ npm search fuck
npm http GET https://registry.npmjs.org/-/all/since?stale=update_after&startkey=1341536947000
npm http 200 https://registry.npmjs.org/-/all/since?stale=update_after&startkey=1341536947000
NAME            DESCRIPTION                                      AUTHOR          DATE              KEYWORDS
bf              Interpret brainfuck in node.js.                  =jesusabdullah  2011-07-08 02:56
brainfuck       A Brainfuck interpreter running on node.js       =rajkissu       2011-07-24 14:12  brainfuck
fuck            FUCK                                             =random         2012-08-10 02:45
fugly-js        Fucking ugly template engine                     =pablo          2011-12-26 19:49
hashlib         lib for node which makes hashes                  =brainfucker    2011-07-25 22:25
lolqueue        When you just need a fucking queue               =apeace         2012-04-06 16:14

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function Timer () {
  this.hrStart = process.hrTime();
} 

Timer.prototype.end = function () {
  this.duration = process.hrTime(this.hrStart);
};

Timer.prototype.durationInMillis = function () {
  return this.duration[0] * 1000 + this.duration[1] / 1000 / 1000;

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#!/usr/sbin/dtrace -s
profile-997
/execname == "node" && arg1/
{
  @[jstack(40, 2000)] = count();
}
tick-30s
{
  exit(0);
}

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bauchelain% nvm use v0.6.19
Now using node v0.6.19
bauchelain% node --harmony
Error: unrecognized flag --harmony
Try --help for options
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bauchelain% node --v8-options | grep harm
  --harmony_typeof (enable harmony semantics for typeof)
  --harmony_proxies (enable harmony proxies)

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var domain = require('domain')
var d1 = domain.create();
var d2 = domain.create();

d1.on('error', function (error) { console.error('got error in outer domain') });
d2.on('error', function (error) { console.error('got error in inner domain') });

d1.run(function () {
  process.nextTick(function () {
    d2.run(function () {