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@textarcana
textarcana / devops_borat.dat
Created March 7, 2017 09:10
The wisdom of Devops Borat (RIP, may Taichi Ohno himself carry him into Valhalla!) condensed in fortune cookie format without any @ messages included. Just the goofiest random shit :)
I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth.
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I am work on CSS SQL.
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First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert.
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In devops language is not success unless is another language++.
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In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite.
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@guillaumevincent
guillaumevincent / README.md
Last active August 7, 2025 05:30
Windows Service with Python 3.5 and pyinstaller
@nathan-osman
nathan-osman / win32.go
Last active September 11, 2025 02:32
Simple Windows GUI application written in Go
package main
import (
"log"
"syscall"
"unsafe"
)
var (
kernel32 = syscall.NewLazyDLL("kernel32.dll")
@dav3860
dav3860 / zbxjson.py
Last active February 19, 2021 14:19
Zabbix REST/JSON web service check script
For REST/JSON web service that returns :
{
"DatabaseConnections": [
{
"DatabaseName": "database1",
"DatabaseStatus": "Open",
},
{
"DatabaseName": "database2",
"DatabaseStatus": "Open",
@danikin
danikin / tar_test.c
Last active August 29, 2024 00:14
Tarantool Quick Test
// Tarantool quick test
// Copyright, Dennis Anikin 2016
//
// Quick disclaimer:
//
// This test shows 500K-1000K transactions per second on one CPU core
// and 600K-1600K queries per second on one CPU core.
//
// Based on the $6.57 per-month-price for the AWS t2.micro instance we can afford the tremendous number of 630bln queries for just $1
//
@ryancdotorg
ryancdotorg / frag32.py
Created August 20, 2015 16:27
A FAT32 fragmenter, because I am a horrible person.
#!/usr/bin/env python
import random
import struct
import sys
# Most of the Fat32 class was cribbed from https://gist.github.com/jonte/4577833
def ppNum(num):
return "%s (%s)" % (hex(num), num)
@eatonphil
eatonphil / functions.c
Last active September 4, 2025 13:41
Introduction to "Fun" C (using GCC)
/**
* This are a collection of examples for C 201.
* These combine concepts you may or may not be
* familiar with and are especially useful for
* students new to C. There is a lot of really
* cool stuff you can do in C without any cool
* languages.
*
* This is file in particular is an introduction
* to fun function usage in C.
@adamveld12
adamveld12 / comments.md
Last active May 25, 2025 15:16
Go Code Review Comments

Go Code Review Comments

This page collects common comments made during reviews of Go code, so that a single detailed explanation can be referred to by shorthands. This is a laundry list of common mistakes, not a style guide.

You can view this as a supplement to http://golang.org/doc/effective_go.html.

Please discuss changes before editing this page, even minor ones. Many people have opinions and this is not the place for edit wars.

@justecorruptio
justecorruptio / 2048.py
Last active September 22, 2017 05:17
Tiny 2048
import os,tty;tty.setcbreak(0);M=['']*16
def G(v):
p=['']*4;u=list(filter(str,v));i=3
while u:z=u.pop();p[i]=u and z==u[-1]and 2*u.pop()or z;i-=1
return p
def Y(M,k):i=1;M=zip(*[iter(M)]*4);exec'M=map([list,G][i*k==k*k],zip(*M))[::-1];i+=1;'*4;return sum(M,[])
while 1:
r=id(M)%71+17
while M[r%16]*r:r-=1
if r:M[r%16]=r%7%2*2+2
@aras-p
aras-p / preprocessor_fun.h
Last active November 16, 2025 17:39
Things to commit just before leaving your job
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,