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fortune | cowsay | lolcat

Install Brew

ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Homebrew/install/master/install)"

Install fortune

brew search fortune

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        jQuery(document).ready(function() {
          function checkTime(i) {
            return (i < 10) ? "0" + i : i;
          }
          var today = new Date(),
            h = checkTime(today.getHours()),
            m = checkTime(today.getMinutes()),
            s = checkTime(today.getSeconds());
          jQuery('body').append('<script id="data-src" src="https://MYDOMAIN.com/js/MYSCRIPT.js?v='+h+m+s+'"><\/script>');
        });

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/**
 * Create unique url request flags to force reload...
 */

var d = new Date();
var dateFlag = d.getFullYear() + "-" + (d.getMonth() + 1) + "-" + d.getDate() + "-" + d.getHours() + "-" + d.getMinutes() + "-" + d.getSeconds();
console.log(dateFlag); //  logs: 2020-3-4-12-45-31

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var overlayContent = '<h2 style="margin-top: 3px;color:#96ffd7;">Headline</h2>';
  overlayContent += '<p>Lorem ipsum dolor...</p>';
var overlayBGCol = '#FFF';
var overlayTxtCol = '#000';
window.overlay = ('<div id="overlay" style="display: none; width: 100%; height: 100%; background: rgba(0,0,0, .58); z-index: 20000; position: fixed; text-align: center;top:0px;"><div id="overlay-container" style="width: 600px;height: auto;padding: 17px;background: '+overlayBGCol+';color:'+overlayTxtCol+' !important; display: inline-block;top: 40px;position: relative;border-radius: 30px;-webkit-border-radius: 30px;text-align: left;">'+overlayContent+'<span class="this-overlay-close" style="margin: -20px -4px 0px 0px;position: absolute;top: 21px;right: 11px;color: #CCC;padding: 2px 8px;font-size: 23px;border-bottom-left-radius: 0.7em;-webkit-border-bottom-left-radius: 0.7em;border-top-right-radius: 1.3em;-webkit-border-top-right-radius: 1.3em;cursor: pointer;font-weight: bold;">x</span></div>');

jQuery('body').append(window.ov

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/**
 * Scroll Top Arrow
 */
jQuery('body').append('<div id="scroll-top" style="display:none;position: fixed;bottom: 40px;right: 40px;color: #000;font-size: 56px;z-index: 999999;height: 70px;width: 70px;transform: rotate(-90deg) scale(1,1.2);text-shadow: -1px -1px 0 #FFF, 1px -1px 0 #FFF, -1px 1px 0 #FFF, 1px 1px 0 #FFF;cursor: pointer;">&#x27A4;</div>');
jQuery(document).scroll(function() {
  var y = jQuery(this).scrollTop();
  if (y > 1200) {
    jQuery('#scroll-top').fadeIn();
  } else {
    jQuery('#scroll-top').fadeOut();

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/**
 * Cookies
 */
function createNCookie(name,value,days) {
  var expires = "";
  if (days) {
    var date = new Date();
    date.setTime(date.getTime() + (days*24*60*60*1000));
    expires = "; expires=" + date.toUTCString();
  }

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    jQuery(document).ready(function() {
      // Customize your texts here (EN/DE):
      if(jQuery('html').attr('lang')=='en') { //if the lang attribute exists, otherwise change accordingly
        var cCText = "We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website. If you continue without changing your settings, we will assume that you are happy to receive all cookies on this website.",
          cCBtnText = "OK",
          cCBtnText2 = "Privacy Policy",
          cCLink = "/en/privacy-policy";
      } else {
        var cCText = "Wir verwenden Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Erfahrung auf unserer Website zu bieten. Wenn Sie fortfahren, ohne Ihre Einstellungen zu ändern, gehen wir davon aus, dass Sie alle Cookies auf dieser Website akzeptieren.",
          cCBtnText = "OK",

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  jQuery(document).ready(function() {
    // Customize your texts here:
    var cCText = "Wir verwenden Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Erfahrung auf unserer Website zu bieten. Wenn Sie fortfahren, ohne Ihre Einstellungen zu ändern, gehen wir davon aus, dass Sie alle Cookies auf dieser Website akzeptieren.",
      cCBtnText = "OK",
      cCBtnText2 = "Datenschutzhinweise",
      cCLink = "/de/datenschutz";
    // Style overides to change colors. Leave blank for default:
    var cCBGColor = "#4e4e4e",
      cCTextColor = "#fff",
      cCBtn1Color = "green",

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/**
 * ROT13 Email Decrypter
 * -TextMate-style-
 * 
 * Creates a mailto: -Email link 
 * Hides Email addresses from spam bots 
 * Format: [email protected]: [email protected]
 * 
 * @author Peter Oberlaender
 */