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#! /usr/bin/env ruby

users = {
  :rubiii => 'daniel.harrington',
  :tri => 'thilko.richter',
}

user = users[ARGV.shift.to_sym]
message = ARGV.join(' ')

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# thx to tobstarr
sudo mkdir -p /usr/local && sudo chown -R $USER /usr/local && curl -Lsf http://bit.ly/9H4NXH | tar xvz -C/usr/local --strip 1 && brew install git

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#! /usr/bin/env ruby
[25021834, 18768647].each do |product_id|
  url = "https://www.google.com/analytics/reporting/?reset=1&id=#{product_id}&pdr=#{(Time.now - (7 * 60 * 60 * 24)).strftime("%Y%m%d")}-#{Time.now.strftime("%Y%m%d")}"
  `open "#{url}"`
end

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<jaxws:bindings version="2.1" wsdlLocation="service.wsdl"
	xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:wsdl="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/"
	xmlns="http://java.sun.com/xml/ns/jaxws" xmlns:jaxws="http://java.sun.com/xml/ns/jaxws"
	xmlns:jxb="http://java.sun.com/xml/ns/jaxb">

	<enableWrapperStyle>false</enableWrapperStyle>

	<jaxws:bindings
		node="wsdl:definitions/wsdl:types/xsd:schema[@targetNamespace='http://authentication.integration.crowd.atlassian.com']">
		<jxb:globalBindings generateElementProperty="false">

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alias :method_missing_i_dont_give_a_shit :method_missing 

def method_missing(sym,*args, &block)
  puts "sym is #{sym}"
  method_name = sym.to_s
  if /.+\?$/ =~ method_name
    puts "i dont care"
    target_method = method_name[0..-2]
    puts "target is #{target_method}"
    puts self.class

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# Creates an object you can savely traverse without getting nil.
# This is very pleasant for deep data-structures.
# You can punch the duck until it should become a string:
# NilOr.new(nil).what.the.fuck?.to_s --> nil
class NilOr
  
  def initialize(object, parent = nil)
    @object = object
    @call_stack = (parent ||  [])
    puts "current stack #{@call_stack}"