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import { createRequire, builtinModules } from 'node:module'

// Node.js below v22.3.0, v20.16.0
if (!globalThis.process.getBuiltinModule) {
  const _require = createRequire(import.meta.url)
  globalThis.process.getBuiltinModule = (name) => {
    if (name.startsWith("node:") || builtinModules.includes(name)) {
      return _require(name)
    }
  }

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// list-notifications.js
const API = "https://api.github.com/notifications";
const TOKEN = process.env.GITHUB_TOKEN;

if (!TOKEN) {
  console.error("Set GITHUB_TOKEN (classic PAT with `notifications` scope).");
  process.exit(1);
}

const args = process.argv.slice(2);

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clk: ~4.24 GHz
cpu: Apple M4 Pro
runtime: node 22.18.0 (arm64-darwin)

benchmark                         avg (min … max) p75 / p99    (min … top 1%)
------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------
• single check per iteration
------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------
instanceof Promise                   1.55 ns/iter   1.59 ns   2.07 ns ▃█▂▇▄▁▂▁▁▁▁
typeof x.then === "function"         3.72 ns/iter   3.92 ns   4.87 ns ▁▂▄█▃▆▃▁▁▁▁

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export default {
  async fetch(req: Request): Promise<Response> {
    const stream = new ReadableStream({
      async start(controller) {
        const encoder = new TextEncoder();
        for (const token of getTokens()) {
          controller.enqueue(encoder.encode(token + " "));
          await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, 25));
        }
        controller.close();

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const nuxtBuildMonitor = async (_, nuxt) => {
  const timings = {} as Record<string, number>;

  const os = await import('node:os');
  const fs = await import('node:fs');

  fs.writeFileSync('timings.log', '', 'utf8');

  const log = (message: string) => {
    const timeTag = `[${new Date().toLocaleTimeString()}]`;

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import { bench, summary, run } from "mitata";
import { createStorage, defineDriver } from "unstorage";
import fsLite from "unstorage/drivers/fs-lite";

const denoDriver = defineDriver((opts) => {
  return {
    async getItem(key: string) {
      const val = await Deno.readTextFile(`${opts.base}/${key}`);
      return val;
    },

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function reportRollupTiming(build) {
  if (!build.getTimings) {
    console.log(
      "Rollup timing information is not available. Make sure `perf: true` config is set."
    );
    return;
  }
  const formatTime = (ms) =>
    ms > 1000 ? `${(ms / 1000).toLocaleString()}s` : `${ms.toLocaleString()}ms`;
  const timings = build.getTimings();

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# The Lazy Coder's Guide to Programming

## Chapter 1: The Art of Copy-Pasting

### Section 1.1: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Repeat

Programming can be hard. But fear not! With the power of copy-paste, you can conquer any coding challenge without breaking a sweat. Just remember: if it works once, it'll work a thousand times. Who needs original code anyway?

## Chapter 2: Debugging 101: Blame the Compiler

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#!/bin/env node
import { existsSync } from 'fs'
import fs from 'fs/promises'
import path from 'path'
import { execSync } from 'child_process'

const LATEST_PNPM = '6.32.3'

const dir = path.resolve(process.argv[2] || '.')
const resolve = (...p) => path.resolve(dir, ...p)

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const Webpackbar = require('webpackbar')

module.exports = {
  webpack: (config, { isServer }) => {
    config.plugins.push(new Webpackbar({ name: isServer ? 'server' : 'client' }))
    return config
  }
}