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<?php

$result = function_that_does_crazy_stuff($arg1, $arg2);
// becomes
$result = memoize('function_that_does_crazy_stuff', $arg1, $arg2);

$result = StaticClass::method($arg1, $arg2);
// becomes
$result = memoize(array('StaticClass', 'method'), $arg1, $arg2);

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<?php

/**
 * Call a function but memoize the results.
 *
 * @param $callback
 *   The function to call.
 * @param $arguments
 *   The arguments to pass to callback
 */

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<?php

if (isset($_REQUEST['channel']) and $_REQUEST['channel'] >= 0 and $_REQUEST['channel'] < 32 and isset($_REQUEST['state'])) {
	$states = file_get_contents('states');
	$states[$_REQUEST['channel']] = $_REQUEST['state'] == "on" ? 1 : 0;
	$f = fopen('states', 'w');
	fwrite($f, $states);
	fclose($f);
}

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using System;
using System.Runtime.InteropServices;

namespace ConsoleApplication
{
    class Program
    {
        [DllImport("inpout32", EntryPoint = "Out32")]
        private static extern void Output(ushort port, short data);

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import os, urllib2

print("Listening...")

while True:
	os.system("lightthatshitup.exe %s" % urllib2.urlopen("http://fuckwithmysleep.com/states").read())

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// FROM
	_load: function(obj) {
		if (obj) {
			for (var prop in obj) {
				if (obj.hasOwnProperty(prop) {
					this[prop] = obj[prop];
				}
			}
		}
		

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$(function() {
	
	seltzer.init({
		database: "/Users/aaron/Downloads/inventories.sqlite"
	});
	
	var items = seltzer.sQuery("select * from itemLog");
	for (var x = 0; x < items.length; x++) {
		air.Introspector.Console.log(items[x]);
	}

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Drupal.behaviors.myBehavior = function() {
  // Retrieve a node synchronously
  var node = Drupal.jsonify.load('node', 1);
  console.log(node);
  
  // Retrieve a node asynchronously
  var node = Drupal.jsonify.load('node', 1, function(node) {
    console.log(node);
  });
  

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function create_dmg(opts) {
	var file, args, info, process;
	
	var options = $.extend({
		"source": air.File.applicationStorageDirectory.resolvePath("tmp"),
		"output": air.File.applicationStorageDirectory,
		"name": "backup-" + (+(new Date())) + ".dmg",
		"password": false,
		"title": "Backup",
		"error": function(e) { log(e); },

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<?php

function forum_block($op = 'list', $delta = 0, $edit = array()) {
  switch ($op) {
    case 'list':
      $blocks[0]['info'] = t('Active forum topics');
      $blocks[1]['info'] = t('New forum topics');
      return $blocks;

    case 'configure':