pilif

var sys = require('sys');
var client = require("./redis-node-client/lib/redis-client").createClient();
client.set('test:foo', 'bar', function(err, data){
    sys.p(err);
    sys.p(data);
});    
setTimeout(function(){
    client.get('test:foo', function(err, data){
        sys.p(err);
        sys.p(""+data);

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
    if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

redis = require 'redis'
spawn = require('child_process').spawn


waiter = (i)->
    console.log "waiter #{i} connecting"
    c = redis.createClient 6379, 'localhost'
    c.on "connect", ->
        c.select 2, (err, res) ->
            popper(c, i)

pilif

<?php

stream_filter_register("utf8encode", "utf8encode_filter");
class utf8encode_filter extends php_user_filter {

    function filter($in, $out, &$consumed, $closing) {
        while($bucket = stream_bucket_make_writeable($in)) {
            utf8fix($bucket->data, true);
            $consumed += $bucket->datalen;
            stream_bucket_append($out, $bucket);

pilif

<?php

stream_filter_register("utf8encode", "utf8encode_filter");
class utf8encode_filter extends php_user_filter {

    function filter($in, $out, &$consumed, $closing) {
        while($bucket = stream_bucket_make_writeable($in)) {
            $bucket->data = utf8_encode($bucket->data);
            $consumed += $bucket->datalen;
            stream_bucket_append($out, $bucket);

pilif

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To claim this, I am signing this object:

pilif

class Test {

    public static void main(String [ ] args){
        System.out.println("💩".length());
    }
}