pilif

phpinfo()
PHP Version => 5.6.9

System => Darwin rikku.sen.work 14.3.0 Darwin Kernel Version 14.3.0: Mon Mar 23 11:59:05 PDT 2015; root:xnu-2782.20.48~5/RELEASE_X86_64 x86_64
Build Date => May 28 2015 10:24:24
Configure Command =>  './configure'  '--prefix=/usr/local/Cellar/php56/5.6.9' '--localstatedir=/usr/local/var' '--sysconfdir=/usr/local/etc/php/5.6' '--with-config-file-path=/usr/local/etc/php/5.6' '--with-config-file-scan-dir=/usr/local/etc/php/5.6/conf.d' '--mandir=/usr/local/Cellar/php56/5.6.9/share/man' '--enable-bcmath' '--enable-calendar' '--enable-dba' '--enable-exif' '--enable-ftp' '--enable-gd-native-ttf' '--enable-mbregex' '--enable-mbstring' '--enable-shmop' '--enable-soap' '--enable-sockets' '--enable-sysvmsg' '--enable-sysvsem' '--enable-sysvshm' '--enable-wddx' '--enable-zip' '--with-freetype-dir=/usr/local/opt/freetype' '--with-gd' '--with-gettext=/usr/local/opt/gettext' '--with-iconv-dir=/usr' '--with-icu-dir=/usr/local/opt/icu4c' '--with-jpeg-dir=/usr/local/opt/jpeg' '--with-kerberos=/u

pilif

class Test {

    public static void main(String [ ] args){
        System.out.println("💩".length());
    }
}

pilif

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pilif

<?php

stream_filter_register("utf8encode", "utf8encode_filter");
class utf8encode_filter extends php_user_filter {

    function filter($in, $out, &$consumed, $closing) {
        while($bucket = stream_bucket_make_writeable($in)) {
            $bucket->data = utf8_encode($bucket->data);
            $consumed += $bucket->datalen;
            stream_bucket_append($out, $bucket);

pilif

<?php

stream_filter_register("utf8encode", "utf8encode_filter");
class utf8encode_filter extends php_user_filter {

    function filter($in, $out, &$consumed, $closing) {
        while($bucket = stream_bucket_make_writeable($in)) {
            utf8fix($bucket->data, true);
            $consumed += $bucket->datalen;
            stream_bucket_append($out, $bucket);

pilif

redis = require 'redis'
spawn = require('child_process').spawn


waiter = (i)->
    console.log "waiter #{i} connecting"
    c = redis.createClient 6379, 'localhost'
    c.on "connect", ->
        c.select 2, (err, res) ->
            popper(c, i)

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
    if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;

pilif

<?php
define('IT', 100000);

error_reporting(E_ALL);

$g = array('a' => 'b');
$a = '';

function _(&$in, $k=null){
	if (!isset($in)) return null;