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require 'lingua/en/readability'
class Haiku
  def initialize(text) 
  @report = Lingua::EN::Readability.new(text)
  @used_words = Array.new
  end
  
  def get_most_used_words(words)
    top_words = Array.new
    words.sort{|a,b| a[1]<=>b[1]}.slice(words.length/2..words.length).each do |a|

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# A quick way to tweet from the command line
# As for the name: http://itunes.com/app/oak by @10to1
# Added 'oak' as source.

function beech(){
    # Twitter != Rocket Science, so security is not that much of an issue
    TWITTER_BEECH_USER="username"
    TWITTER_BEECH_PASS="password"
    
    if [ $# -ge 1 ]; then

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require 'rubygems'
require 'hpricot'
require 'open-uri'

# Steve's *cough* new blog
doc = open("http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/") { |f| Hpricot(f) }
steves_new_blog = Array.new()
(doc/"ul.posts").each { |post|steves_new_blog << post.search("li/a").collect { |a|  a.attributes['href']}}

# Steves old blog

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// javascript:var%20yegge_posts%20=%20new%20Array(%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2009/05/programmers-view-of-universe-part-3.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2009/04/have-you-ever-legalized-marijuana.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2009/03/story-time.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/12/programmers-view-of-universe-part-2.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/12/fable-ii-arguably-better-than-getting.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/11/ejacs-javascript-interpreter-for-emacs.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/10/programmers-view-of-universe-part-1.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/10/universal-design-pattern.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/09/bellic-school-of-management-training.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/09/programmings-dirtiest-little-secret.html%22,%20%22http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2008/08/business-requirements-are-bullshit.html%22,%20%22http://steve-y

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;; As seen on
;; http://lucky-dip.net/articles/2009/08/06/restart-passenger-from-emacs-using-rinari/
;; Anyway, here is a small snippet of emacs lisp to easily restart the
;; Passenger server for the project you are currently working on. It
;; assumes you have Rinari installed.

(defun restart-passenger ()
  "Restart passenger using the current rinari root" (interactive)
  (shell-command (concat "touch " (rinari-root) "tmp/restart.txt"))
  (message "Passenger restarted"))

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Rails
after_create
after_destroy
after_filter
after_save
after_update
after_validation
after_validation_on_create
after_validation_on_update
alias

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require 'etc'
require 'broach'

Capistrano::Configuration.instance(:must_exist).load do
  task "notify campfire" do
    source_repo_url = repository
    deployer = Etc.getlogin
    deploying = `git rev-parse HEAD`[0,7]
    begin
      deployed = previous_revision[0,7]

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http://blog.commandlinekungfu.com/2009/09/episode-58-thats-pretty-random.html

and

http://lists.freebsd.org/pipermail/freebsd-bugs/2010-January/038142.html

give us:

head -n 64 /dev/urandom | env LC_CTYPE=C tr -dc 0-9 | cut -c1-64

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def connection(connection, didSendBodyData:bytesWritten, totalBytesWritten:totalBytesWritten, totalBytesExpectedToWrite:totalBytesExpectedToWrite)
		puts "Written: #{bytesWritten} TotalBytesWritten: #{totalBytesWritten} TotalBytesExpectedToWrite: #{totalBytesExpectedToWrite}"
		puts "Double: #{totalBytesWritten / (totalBytesExpectedToWrite/100)}"
		progress_bar.setDoubleValue(totalBytesWritten / (totalBytesExpectedToWrite/100))
end

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function go() {
	if [[ -e ~/development/rails/$1 ]]; then
		cd ~/development/rails/$1
	elif [[ -e ~/development/sinatra/$1 ]]; then
		cd ~/development/sinatra/$1
	elif [[ -e ~/development/objc/$1 ]]; then
		cd ~/development/objc/$1
	elif [[ -e ~/development/php/$1 ]]; then
		cd ~/development/php/$1
	elif [[ -e ~/development/ruby/$1 ]]; then