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Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine

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Flux Pavilion - I Can't Stop

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Latency

tc qdisc add dev INTERFACE root netem delay 50ms

Packet loss

tc qdisc add dev INTERFACE root netem loss 50%

Bandwidth

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package main

import (
	"bufio"
	"fmt"
	"io"
	"os"

	"github.com/porty/emitter"
)

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Ruby Method Call Display Thing

Displays what methods are getting called, with what arguments, and their return values or exceptions thrown.

You just have to include Hax in the class you want to look at

This will probably break if your method is expecting a block

$ ruby example.rb

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Extract source tarball, run make:

$ make
make: sdl-config: Command not found
g++ -std=c++11 -Wall -MP -MMD -g -O0 -mwindows -D__WIN32__ -DSDL -DNO_MIXER  -Iinclude -c src/engine/g_game.cpp -o build/engine/g_game.o
clang: error: unknown argument: '-mwindows'
make: *** [build/engine/g_game.o] Error 1

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package main

// http://www.cocoawithlove.com/2010/09/minimalist-cocoa-programming.html
// https://github.com/TooTallNate/NodObjC/blob/master/examples/NodeCocoaHelloWorld.app/Contents/MacOS/app.js
// https://github.com/TooTallNate/NodObjC/issues/21
// http://www.gnustep.it/nicola/Tutorials/FirstGUIApplication/node3.html

/*
#cgo CFLAGS: -x objective-c
#cgo LDFLAGS: -framework Cocoa

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# install sudo

apt-get install -y sudo

# allow users to do sudoey things



# change network interface things

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#!/bin/bash

set -e

if [[ $(whoami) != "buildkite-agent" ]]; then
	cp $(basename $0) /tmp/shell.sh
	sudo su buildkite-agent -s /tmp/shell.sh
	exit $?
fi

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<?php

private function log($args)
{
    $str = '';
    foreach ($args as $arg) {
        if (is_string($arg)) {
            $str .= $arg;
        } else {
            ob_start();