JD Harrington psi

psi / shit_talk.coffee

Created October 25, 2011 23:15

Make Hubot talk shit.

	# Make Hubot talk shit.

	module.exports = (robot) ->
	robot.hear /(fuck you\|fuck off\|shut up)/i, (msg) ->
	incoming_msg = msg.message

	if incoming_msg.text.match ///#{robot.name}///i
	diss = msg.match[1]

	if diss != "fuck you"

psi / gist:1838319

Created February 15, 2012 19:24

	current_dir = Dir.pwd

	until current_dir == ENV['HOME']
	if File.exist?("#{current_dir}/.irbrc")
	load "#{current_dir}/.irbrc"
	break
	else
	current_dir = File.dirname(current_dir)
	end
	end

psi / amazon-linux.erb

Created July 6, 2012 19:56

My custom Chef bootstrap for Amazon Linux

	bash -c '
	<% if ENV['ROLES'].split(",").size > 1 %>
	HOSTNAME_PREFIX=box
	<% else %>
	HOSTNAME_PREFIX=<%= ENV['ROLES'].gsub('_', '-') %>
	<% end %>

	yum upgrade -y
	yum install -y gcc gcc-c++ make zlib-devel openssl-devel patch readline-devel

psi / gist:3562852

Created September 1, 2012 02:24

blah

psi / gist:3562864

Created September 1, 2012 02:26

test

psi / popcorn.coffee

Created February 4, 2013 23:35

	# Hubot likes popcorn
	#
	# brb, making popcorn

	module.exports = (robot) ->
	robot.hear /popcorn/i, (msg) ->
	msg.send "http://gnarld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Micheal-Jackson-Thriller-Popcorn-Animated.gif"

psi / gist:4760170

Created February 12, 2013 04:07

	~ % dig twentyfourhourpartypeople.com

	; <<>> DiG 9.8.3-P1 <<>> twentyfourhourpartypeople.com
	;; global options: +cmd
	;; Got answer:
	;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 32736
	;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 0

	;; QUESTION SECTION:
	;twentyfourhourpartypeople.com. IN A

psi / gist:4999097

Created February 20, 2013 20:12

	#!/usr/bin/env ruby
	require 'rubygems'
	require 'active_support'

	if ARGV.empty?
	puts "Usage: ./bin/crypt [password]"
	exit
	end

	password = ARGV[0]

psi / gist.txt

Created March 13, 2013 17:57

stuff

psi / yourmom.txt

Created March 13, 2013 17:57

stuff