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quickredfox / express-server.coffee

Created May 2, 2012 14:11

my usual coffeescript expressjs preamble

	FS = require 'fs'
	express = require 'express'
	joinPath = require( 'path' ).join
	redis = require( 'redis' ).createClient()
	RedisStore = require( 'connect-redis' )( express )
	server = express.createServer()
	fetcher = require './fetcher'

	# create "temp dir"
	try FS.mkdirSync( joinPath( __dirname, '..','tmp' ) , 0755 ) catch ignore

quickredfox / word_to_rageface.json

Created April 26, 2012 19:17

Mapping of words to their "appropriate" rage face.

{"laughing":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/1304a2ba552f395b793a278dc6b232e1.png","funny":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/6bba77c8b9326aef8230886e16d66b0e.png","pftch":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/4f767454e72cef87d679c12823892356.png","victorious":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/b5140e11e5281ae31921bd53a39da08a.png","troll":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/0105be0f3197674f51bd013fbda84ecb.png","umad":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/fed47e7ffa874d01b771474d2eef1a60.png","trollface":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/1188b161991386e76f70a617220d95a6.png","problem":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/1188b161991386e76f70a617220d95a6.png","u jelly":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/1188b161991386e76f70a617220d95a6.png","jelly":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/1188b161991386e76f70a617220d95a6.png","fuck that":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/8874e57c4f330a8efe107b21aa2190ab.png","fuck":"http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/a3dc16a8264672738297dc924e36bbf7.png","fuckin":"http://s3.amazonaws.com

quickredfox / gist:2471842

Created April 23, 2012 15:55

	Cross-browser, time-zone-aware parsing via JavaScript:

	var s = "Fri Apr 09 12:53:54 +0000 2010";

	var date = new Date(
	s.replace(/^\w+ (\w+) (\d+) ([\d:]+) \+0000 (\d+)$/,
	"$1 $2 $4 $3 UTC"));
	Tested on IE, Firefox, Safari, Chrome and Opera.

quickredfox / gist:2409334

Created April 17, 2012 21:54

	HEXCHARS = '0123456789ABCDEF'.split('')
	rgb2hex = (r,g,b)-> "##{byte2hex(r)}#{byte2hex(g)}#{byte2hex(b)}"
	byte2hex = (n)-> String(HEXCHARS.substr((n >> 4) & 0x0F,1)) + HEXCHARS.substr(n & 0x0F,1)
	hex2rgb = ( color )->
	triplet = color.toLowerCase().replace /#/ , ''
	rgb = []
	if triplet.length is 6
	rgb[0] = parseInt(triplet.substr(0,2), 16)
	rgb[1] = parseInt(triplet.substr(2,2), 16)
	rgb[2] = parseInt(triplet.substr(4,2), 16)

quickredfox / dice.coffee

Created March 29, 2012 18:06

A seriously (if I may say so) kick-ass implementation of a dice notation reader in coffeescript.

	##
	A seriously (if I may say so) kick-ass implementation of a dice notation reader in coffeescript.
	Careful, it evals code, keep your strings clean before feeding them to this baby! (and adds a "d" method to Number)
	##
	Number::d = ( v )->
	[1..@].reduce ( a )->
	a + ( Math.floor( Math.random()*v ) + 1 )
	, 0

	Dice = ( dice )->

quickredfox / dirty-sandboxing.js

Created March 16, 2012 17:31

dirty sandboxing

	var callForJS = $.ajax( {
	complete: function( jqXhr ){
	var unsafeResponse = jqXhr.responseText
	, empty = {};
	new Function( '', jqXhr.responseText ).call( empty ) // empty object as scope

	}
	} );

	// Safer, if you want to restrict access to some globals

quickredfox / example.js

Created February 23, 2012 15:17

JSON.lookup() # find things in JSON collections

	var json;

	json = [
	{
	foo: {
	bar: ['ka', 'boom']
	}
	}, {
	foo: {
	bar: ['sna', 'fu']

quickredfox / cheery.js

Created February 10, 2012 23:20

Problem I cannot solve, should be simple math for someone...

	function oscillator(low, high, inc) {

	// basic test for illegal parameters
	if (low > high \|\| inc < 0 \|\| 2 * (high - low) < inc)
	return function() { return NaN; };

	var curr = low;
	return function() {
	var ret = curr;
	curr += inc;

quickredfox / mentions.json

Created January 25, 2012 15:19

/bad-ass-coffee-co/entries/mentions.json

	{
	"hits": [],
	"total_pages": 3,
	"total": 72,
	"count": 25,
	"entries": [{
	"mention_in_reply_to_screen_name": "BadAssCoffeeRC",
	"fetcher_type": "TwitterApiMention",
	"pid": "mentions-twitter:3824990225",
	"created_at": 1327367066,

quickredfox / bootstraped-tumblr-theme.html

Created November 17, 2011 23:16

bootstrap tumblr theme for quickredthought.tumblr.com

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html lang="en">
	<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<title>{Title}</title>
	<link rel='icon' href='{Favicon}'>
	<link rel='shortcut icon' href='{Favicon}'>
	<link rel='alternate' type='application/rss+xml' href='{RSS}'>
	<meta name='description' content='{MetaDescription}'>
	<meta name='color:Link' content='#6699cc'>

Francois Lafortune quickredfox