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const API_BASE = "https://api.zerotier.com/api/v1"

let token = $env.ZT_TOKEN

let headers = {
  Authorization: $"token ($token)"
}

def apiGet [path: string] {
  http get --headers $headers $"($API_BASE)/($path)"

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⋊> ~ python3                                                            12:16:25
Python 3.7.3 (default, Apr  3 2019, 05:39:12) 
[GCC 8.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> cal2j = lambda x: x*4.184 # calories -> joules
>>> oz2ml = lambda v: v*20.574 # ounces -> milliliters
>>> vol = oz2ml(2) # 2 oz. serving
>>> cold = 4.5 # 4.5C, or ~40F
>>> warm = 40 # 40C, or ~105F
>>> heat = warm - cold

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am rcoder on github.
• I am rcoder (https://keybase.io/rcoder) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASA9ZpmgZP7J_qM3MV8gzy0Dx3oL-bcaqUCTlXEaYuU6dAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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package com.urbanairship.unicorn.cowboy

import org.apache.spark.SparkContext
import org.apache.spark.SparkContext._
import org.apache.spark.SparkConf
import org.apache.spark.rdd.RDD
import java.util.Date

object Job {
    val conf = new SparkConf().setAppName("HowdyCowboy")

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require 'java'

Dir['target/dependency/*.jar'].each {|jar| require jar }

import com.twitter.finagle.builder.ClientBuilder
import com.twitter.finagle.memcached.protocol.text.Memcached
import com.twitter.finagle.memcached.java.Client
import com.twitter.finagle.memcached.java.ClientBase
import java.net.InetSocketAddress
import java.nio.charset.Charset

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Poblano mole rabbit

Ingredients

• 2 fresh rabbits
• 1 cup lard
• 2 oz. Mexican chocolate
• 3 jalapeño peppers

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=begin
Single-file K/V database and query script.

This one also does compression (because disk I/O and efficiency and 
"best practices" and shut up, that's why).

Inspired by (and hopefully more ridiculous than) https://gist.github.com/4280027
=end

USAGE = <<END

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>> $KCODE = "UTF8"
=> "UTF8"
>> require 'twitter-text'
Exception `Gem::LoadError' at java/lang/Thread.java:1567 - Could not find builder (~> 2.1.2) amongst [BlueCloth-1.0.1, Platform-0.4.0, SyslogLogger-1.4.0, ab_decider-0.0.3, actionmailer-2.3.11.2, actionpack-2.3.11.2, activerecord-2.3.11.2, activerecord-jdbc-adapter-1.2.2.1, activerecord-jdbcmysql-adapter-1.2.2.1, activerecord-lazy-adapter-0.0.1, activeresource-2.3.11.2, activesupport-2.3.11.2, adlog_thrift-2.0.0, adserver_client-0.0.14, adserver_thrift-0.0.24, awesome_print-1.0.2, blankslate-2.1.2.4, bouncy-castle-java-1.5.0146.1, brakeman-1.8.2, brakeman-1.6.1, brakeman_tools-0.0.12, brakeman_tools-0.0.9, bundler-1.2.1, camertron-rkelly-1.0.4, campfire-0.1.2, capistrano-2.9.0, capistrano-ext-1.2.1, cgi_multipart_eof_fix-2.5.0, chronic-0.6.7, cm-0.0.7, columnize-0.3.6, configgy-0.6, configuration-1.1.0, daemons-1.1.9, decider-0.2.13, deploy_monitor-0.0.1, diff-lcs-1.1.3, diff-lcs-1.1.2, erubis-2.7.0, escape-0.0.4, eventmachine-1.0.0, execjs-1.2.13, expert

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