paulirish

/* bling.js */
window.$ = document.querySelector.bind(document);
window.$$ = document.querySelectorAll.bind(document);
Node.prototype.on = window.on = function(name, fn) { this.addEventListener(name, fn); };
NodeList.prototype.__proto__ = Array.prototype;
NodeList.prototype.on = function(name, fn) { this.forEach((elem) => elem.on(name, fn)); };

hyl

/* 
If you actually want to use this in a live project (please don't), add the following to your HTML:

<!--[if lt IE 9 ]>
	<script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.2.min.js"></script>
	<script src="zalgo.js"></script>
<![endif]--> 
		
*/

liamcurry

Moving from jQuery

Events

// jQuery
$(document).ready(function() {
  // code
})