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"Here Comes the Cat"

"Where My Leftovers At?"

"Your Pull Request is Bad and You Should Feel Bad"

“Bus Nonsense”

“Your Friend Smells Bad”

"You Think You Know Philly Cheesesteaks"

"Making Bread"

"Remote Life"

"Hydroponics"

"So Many Headphones"

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Verifying that +ringmaster is my blockchain ID. https://onename.com/ringmaster

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OS X Screencast to animated GIF

This gist shows how to create a GIF screencast using only free OS X tools: QuickTime, ffmpeg, and gifsicle.

Instructions

To capture the video (filesize: 19MB), using the free "QuickTime Player" application:

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<?php

//...

	public function filter_default_rewrite_rules( $rules ) {

		$rules[] = array(
			'name'			=>	'display_invoice',
			'parse_regex'	=>	'%^(?P<client_slug>.+?)/invoice/(?P<slug>.+?)/?$%i',
			'build_str'		=>	'{$client_slug}/invoice/{$slug}',

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4 Hands
Allagash [Limited]
Appalachian [Limited]
August Schell
Beer Valley [Limited]
Belfast Bay [Limited]
Blue Point
Boaks [Limited]
Bottle Tree
Brash

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<?php

class MonthlyArchives extends Plugin
{
	private $config = array();
	private $class_name = '';
	private $cache = array();
	private $default_options = array (
		'display_month' => 'F',
		'show_count' => 'Y',

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alias l="ls -la"
alias phpd="php -dxdebug.remote_autostart=On"
alias more=less
export EDITOR=vim

export SSH_AUTH_SOCK=/tmp/.ssh-socket

ssh-add -l 2>&1 >/dev/null

if [ $? = 2 ]; then

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“Martin, did you ever play basketball?” 
“Yes.”
“Tell me, what’s a foul?” 
“It’s when a player breaks one of the rules. Do it five times and you’re kicked out of the game. Six, if it’s the NBA.” 
Phillip smiled. “Good. The best way I’ve ever summed up the war as I see it is that one side, our side, sees a foul as being against the rules, and if you do it too many times you have to be removed. The other side, Jimmy’s side, sees fouls as things you’re allowed to get caught doing several times, and if you don’t, you aren’t trying hard enough.” 
“So you’re mad at Jimmy because you think his side cheats at life.” 
“Partly. Mostly I’m mad because I’m pretty sure his side is going to win.”

Meyer, Scott (2014-03-18). Off to Be the Wizard (Magic 2.0, Book 1) (Kindle Locations 2566-2572). 47North. Kindle Edition. 

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groupZeros = function (ar) {
  for(var i = ar.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
    if(ar[i] == 0) {
      for(var z = 0; z < i - 1; z++) {
        if(ar[z] == 0) {
          ar.splice(i, 1);
          ar.splice(z, 0, 0);
          z = i;
        }
      }

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<?php

class OC_Hook extends ArrayObject {

	static protected $registered = array();
	protected $abort = false;
	protected $callbacks = array();
	protected $signal = '';

	public static function connect($classname, $signalname, $callback) {