rjp

#user  nobody;
worker_processes  1;

## safe for use under daemontools
daemon off;

#error_log  logs/error.log;
#error_log  logs/error.log  notice;
#error_log  logs/error.log  info;

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require "rubygems"
require "posterous"
require ENV['HOME'] + "/.apikeys.rb"

Posterous.config = $apikeys[:posterous]

include Posterous

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scribot=# select count(1) as c, 'http://' || domain || '/' as url from (select substring(url from '.*://([^/]*)') as domain from url) as monkey group by domain order by c desc limit 10;
  c   |            url             
------+----------------------------
 8578 | http://news.bbc.co.uk/
 3014 | http://www.flickr.com/
 2260 | http://t.co/
 2069 | http://en.wikipedia.org/
 1934 | http://www.guardian.co.uk/
 1293 | http://www.bbc.co.uk/
 1277 | http://twitter.com/

rjp

README.md Outline

• Header and a Brief description (should match package.json)
• Example (if applicable)
• Motivation (if applicable)
• API Documentation: This will likely vary considerably from library to library.
• Installation
• Tests
• Contributors
• License

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// ==UserScript==
// @name           RoboHash Your Twitters
// @namespace      rjp
// @description    Replace twitter avatars with RoboHash avatars
// @include        http://twitter.com/
// ==/UserScript==

// linkifyContainer idea gratefully and wholly stolen from 
// http://arantius.com/misc/greasemonkey/linkify-plus.user.js#
// with minor reformatting by me to make a nicer gist

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 scribot=# select id, wh from url where id in (select min(id) from url union select max(id) from url union select id from url where id % 5000 = 0) order by id asc;
  id   |              wh               
-------+-------------------------------
   135 | 2002-08-13 15:15:20+01
  5000 | 2003-05-07 11:28:34+01
 10000 | 2003-11-12 13:14:19+00
 15000 | 2004-05-15 10:31:01+01
 20000 | 2004-12-10 10:18:29.182655+00
 25000 | 2005-06-08 14:34:57.188951+01
 30000 | 2005-11-08 13:50:39.732762+00

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scribot=# select * from (select id, wh from url where id % 10000 = 0 union select id, wh from url where wh=(select min(wh) from url) union select id, wh from url where wh=(select max(wh) from url)) as bishop;
  id   |              wh               
-------+-------------------------------
   136 | 2002-08-05 15:19:59+01
 10000 | 2003-11-12 13:14:19+00
 20000 | 2004-12-10 10:18:29.182655+00
 30000 | 2005-11-08 13:50:39.732762+00
 40000 | 2006-10-17 14:24:55.249109+01
 50000 | 2008-02-12 14:11:37.847876+00
 60000 | 2009-02-20 22:13:40.305826+00

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:>slicefiles
i=0
for j in $(jot 256 1); do
    curl http://placekitten.com/$j/500 > $j.jpg
    convert -crop 1x500+$i+0 $j.jpg slice-$j.jpg
    echo slice-$j.jpg >> slicefiles
    sleep 1
done 
montage -tile x1 -geometry 1x500 @slicefiles mri-kitten.jpg
# scp mri-kitten.jpg [email protected]:somewhere/mri-kitten.jpg

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require 'rubygems'
require 'json'
require 'open-uri'

$base = ENV['UA_BASE'] || 'http://localhost:3000'
$user = ENV['UA_USER'] || 'user'
$pass = ENV['UA_PASS'] || 'pass'

# {"folder":"test2","to":"rjp","id":2035015,"body":"FLANGES","inReplyTo":2034051,"subject":"Ainsley","epoch":1298383425,"read":false,"annotations":[{"body":"*mutter*","epoch":1298384919,"from":"rjp"}],"from":"rjp","inReplyToHierarchy":[{"folder":"test1","id":2034051,"from":"rjp"}],"replyToBy":[{"folder":"test1","id":2035371,"from":"rjp"}]}

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awk -F\\t 'BEGIN{print"%html\n %body\n  %table\n   %tr\n    %th Track\n    %th Artist\n    %th Album"}{printf("   %%tr\n    %%td %s\n    %%td %s\n    %%td %s\n",$1,$3,$4)}' | recode utf8..html | haml