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--- available ---
UNDERWORLD (7day: 3, 3month: 48, 6month: 50, 12month: 50)
http://www.stargreen.com/tour?tour=27372
Thursday, 16 September 2010 at HMV FORUM (£28.00)

GONZALES (7day: 11, 3month: 12, 6month: 50, 12month: 50)
http://www.stargreen.com/tour?tour=27808
Tuesday, 23 November 2010 at SCALA (£17.60)

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM (7day: 0, 3month: 12, 6month: 42, 12month: 49)

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# ruby buzzwords.rb rjp 'lemons|walken|flange'
require 'UAClient'

class WordBot < UAClient
    def announce_message_add(x)
        if x['fromname'] == $who then
            if x['subject'] =~ $regex then
                puts $who.capitalize + " mentioned our buzzwords"
            else # maybe in the body
                request("message_list", { 'messageid' => x['messageid'] })

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require 'UAClient'

class LaraBot < UAClient
        def announce_user_page(x) 
                who = x['fromname']
                what = x['text']
                puts "#{who} has paged me, returning their call" 
                puts "[#{what}]"
                self.page(who, "Thank you for paging bot - #{what}")
                self.disconnect if what =~ /quit/

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// ==UserScript==
// @name           twitter timestamps
// @namespace      rjp
// @include        http://*twitter.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

var allTimestamps, thisTimestamp;
allTimestamps = document.evaluate("//span[contains(@class,'timestamp')]",
  document,
  null,

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function changeRGT(x) {
    var pos = 0;
    while (pos < x.length) {
        var lookin = x.substr(pos);
        var newpos = lookin.search(/"(.*?)"/);
        if (newpos == -1) { break; } // run out of things to find
        var newsearch = lookin.substr(newpos+1);
        var endpos = newsearch.indexOf('"');
        var oldstring = newsearch.substr(0, endpos);
        var newstring = oldstring.replace(/>/g, '&gt;');

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use IO::Scalar;

my $scalar = <<HEAD;
This is a test of the code
Will it work?

That was a blank line, this should be part 2.
Is this part two?
HEAD

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 year | urls  |           days           |       upd
------+-------+--------------------------+------------------
 2002 |  1547 | 147 days 19:20:34        |  10.466425808238
 2003 |  9450 | 363 days 21:15:40        | 25.9696804108431
 2004 |  9462 | 365 days 08:19:32.891125 | 25.8986726884585
 2005 | 11451 | 364 days 08:23:55.315365 | 31.4285761055777
 2006 |  8724 | 346 days 05:47:25.079383 | 25.1963036906381
 2007 |  8321 | 322 days 08:15:39.707406 | 25.8140203943273
 2008 |  9295 | 365 days 18:02:52.322148 | 25.4133952529411
 2009 | 11969 | 364 days 05:58:33.289012 |  32.859390467164

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> apg -n 20 -E '|<>[]{}/~%@,+=)(&.?>-!*_\\#;:`^"'"'" -m 5 -x 6 -t -a 0 -c /dev/urandom | tr 'A-Z' 'a-z'
hoyz5 (hoyz-five)
rust$ (rust-dollar_sign)
firun (fi-run)
oadven (oad-ven)
drihep (dri-hep)
lionk (li-onk)
dithoy (dit-hoy)
iacjof (iac-jof)
yivha (yiv-ha)

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// ==UserScript==
// @name           BBC Date Highlighter
// @namespace      rjp
// @description    highlight old dates on the BBC
// @include        http://news.bbc.co.uk/*
// ==/UserScript==

var snapTextNodes = null;
var lu_date = null;
var now = new Date();

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zgrep 'Accepted' /var/log/auth.log* | awk '{print $9,$11}' | sort -u | while read i; do set -- $i; u=$1; h=$2; m=$(whois $h | egrep '^role|^netname' |sed -ne 's/^[^:]*: *//p' | tr '\n' ':'); echo "$u ${m:-$h}"; done | sort -u