Sam Roberts sam-github

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Who am I:

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I hereby claim:

I am sam-github on github.
I am octetcloud (https://keybase.io/octetcloud) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 0034 A06D 9D9B 0064 CE8A DF6B F174 7F4A D230 6D93

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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	// To cause warnings to be emitted, this needs to be run with:
	//
	// NODE_EXTRA_CA_CERTS=x.pem
	//
	// and x.pem having invalid pem, perhaps a beginning of a cert without an end
	// line, see below. My goal was to cause something to be printed between the
	// BEGIN and END, no success.
	//
	// -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----
	function log(s) {

	Unfortunately, they don't support our work flow... rebase and make a merge commit. sigh. the problem is they are
	fighting and fighting from adding a couple of checkboxes and trying to just name workflows. squashing, rebasing,
	and merge vs fast-forward are independent decisions, there are more possibilities than this weird UI can possibly
	reflect.

	When I'm github PM, I will make them do two settings for the repo:
	- allow unrebased=yes/no (default yes)
	- use-merge-commit=yes/no (default yes)

	And then the PR merge button will have only two possibilities: squash=yes/no (default no)


	% npm view [email protected] .dependencies .optionalDependencies
	.dependencies =
	{ compress: '^0.99.0',
	debug: '~0.7.4',
	ejs: '~2.3.4',
	lodash: '3.x.x',
	'node-uuid': '~1.4.3',
	optional: '^0.1.3',
	request: '>=2.9.0',

	63926f8 package: update to [email protected]
	a798131 package: update license to use SPDX expression
	33efe41 package: update strong-pm to ^1.5.x
	6588613 package: update json-file-plus to avoid deprecated
	d1e84de package: update README
	57c86bd package: update jscs ignore rule
	7d95107 package: update eslint to 0.17
	4477cc1 package: update lodash to ^2.2
	2fb8fa2 package: update dependencies to latest
	e13760e package: update lint for CI

	'use strict';

	var express = require('express');
	var version = require('./package.json').version;

	module.exports = function() {
	var app = express();

	app.get('/', function(req, res) {
	res.send('Hello World, v' + version);