Dennis Kaarsemaker seveas

Staff Software Engineer @github, formerly at Booking.com

seveas / stdout

Created September 17, 2014 19:11

	debian git://anonscm.debian.org/users/jrnieder-guest/git.git (fetch)
	debian git://anonscm.debian.org/users/jrnieder-guest/git.git (push)
	fedora git://pkgs.fedoraproject.org/git (fetch)
	fedora git://pkgs.fedoraproject.org/git (push)
	gitster git://github.com/gitster/git.git (fetch)
	gitster git://github.com/gitster/git.git (push)
	origin git@github.com:seveas/git.git (fetch)
	origin git@github.com:seveas/git.git (push)
	peff git://github.com/peff/git.git (fetch)
	peff git://github.com/peff/git.git (push)

seveas / larts

Created March 6, 2014 14:51

	strangles $who with a doohicky mouse cord
	pours hot grits down the front of $who's pants
	beats $who senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
	whacks $who with the cluebat
	resizes $who's terminal to 40x24
	drops a truckload of VAXen on $who
	pulls out his louisville slugger and uses $who's head to break the homerun record
	stabs $who
	steals $who's mojo
	holds $who to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails

seveas / colors.conf

Created February 25, 2014 21:55

seveas / hpilo.py

Last active October 12, 2019 10:56

	# (c) 2011-2013 Dennis Kaarsemaker <dennis@kaarsemaker.net>
	# see COPYING for license details
	# Test edit!

	import os
	import platform
	import random
	import re
	import socket
	import subprocess

seveas / f5_ip_change.py

Created January 13, 2014 11:39

I need to change 600 IP addresses on F5 BIGI devices. This is cumbersome.

	#!/usr/bin/python

	################################################################################
	# Script to process IP address changes on F5 BIGIP v10 and v11 devices. You
	# cannot change IP addresses, so you must delete and re-add nodes. This script
	# does exactly that, in a limited way.
	#
	# Caveats and limitations:
	# - Nodes will get recreated in the 'Common' partition even if they were in
	# other partitions. This is on purpose, because this is what I needed

seveas / gist:7187313

Created October 27, 2013 20:06

	branch = repo.ref('heads/gh-pages')
	parent = repo.commit(branch.object.sha)

	files = os.listdir('.')
	blobs = []
	for (dir, _, files) in os.walk('.'):
	dir = dir[2:]
	for file in files:
	with open(os.path.join(dir, file)) as fd:
	sha = repo.create_blob(fd.read().encode('base64'), "base64")

seveas / gist:5691420

Created June 1, 2013 19:13

	sudo apt-get build-dep festival
	cd /tmp
	apt-get source festival
	wget https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/fe/festival-patched-hts/festival-patched-hts.tar.gz
	tar xf festival-patched-hts.tar.gz
	cp festival-patched-hts/hts festival-2.1~release/debian/patches/
	cd festival-2.1~release/debian/patches/
	ls \| grep hts >> series
	cd ../../
	dpkg-buildpackage -rfakeroot

seveas / 0001-Add-a-start-delay-option-that-allows-healthchecks-to.patch

Created April 15, 2013 20:54

	From 4a9745b590c9912d5e1b6e139f0dcbe374196fad Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
	From: Dennis Kaarsemaker <dennis@kaarsemaker.net>
	Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2012 10:07:57 +0100
	Subject: [PATCH] Add a start delay option that allows healthchecks to run
	early

	When restarting haproxy with the -sf/-st options, the restart is almost
	seamless. The problem is that all state (admin down via socket,
	monitoring down) gets lost. This delay allows for health checks to
	happen before the listeners start and the older process gets killed,

seveas / cmdline.c

Created April 14, 2013 09:48

	#include <stdio.h>
	#include <string.h>
	#include <unistd.h>

	void print_cmdline(void);

	int main(int argc, char **argv) {
	char *end;
	print_cmdline();
	end = argv[argc-1] + strlen(argv[argc-1]);

seveas / stdout

Created March 28, 2013 16:41