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simianhacker / tsvb-examples.ndjson

Last active April 21, 2020 14:31

Demystifying Rates in TSVB

{"attributes":{"description":"","kibanaSavedObjectMeta":{"searchSourceJSON":"{\"query\":{\"language\":\"kuery\",\"query\":\"\"},\"filter\":[]}"},"title":"TSVB Example: Events Per Second","uiStateJSON":"{}","version":1,"visState":"{\"type\":\"metrics\",\"aggs\":[],\"params\":{\"axis_formatter\":\"number\",\"axis_position\":\"left\",\"axis_scale\":\"normal\",\"default_index_pattern\":\"metricbeat-*\",\"default_timefield\":\"@timestamp\",\"id\":\"61ca57f0-469d-11e7-af02-69e470af7417\",\"index_pattern\":\"kibana_sample*\",\"interval\":\">=10m\",\"isModelInvalid\":false,\"series\":[{\"axis_position\":\"right\",\"chart_type\":\"bar\",\"color\":\"rgba(104,204,202,1)\",\"fill\":\"1\",\"formatter\":\"number\",\"id\":\"61ca57f1-469d-11e7-af02-69e470af7417\",\"line_width\":\"0\",\"metrics\":[{\"id\":\"61ca57f2-469d-11e7-af02-69e470af7417\",\"type\":\"count\"},{\"id\":\"d2ea8870-79a2-11ea-8742-197c8d25f072\",\"type\":\"math\",\"variables\":[{\"id\":\"d745a530-79a2-11ea-8742-197c8d25f072\",\"name\":\"count\",\"field\":\"6

simianhacker / index.js

Created February 10, 2016 22:18

Metric Sledgehammer

	module.exports = function (kibana) {
	return new kibana.Plugin({
	id: 'metric_sledgehammer',
	uiExports: {
	sledgehammers: [
	]
	}
	});
	};

simianhacker / sauce-example.js

Created June 10, 2014 23:04

	var wd = require('wd');
	var _ = require('lodash');
	var chai = require('chai');
	var chaiAsPromised = require('chai-as-promised');
	var asserters = wd.asserters;
	var mocha = require('mocha');

	chai.use(chaiAsPromised);
	chai.should();
	chaiAsPromised.transferPromiseness = wd.transferPromiseness;

simianhacker / vents.js

Created April 24, 2014 17:46

	define(function (require) {
	'use strict';
	var _ = require('lodash');
	var vents = {};
	return {
	on: function (id, cb) {
	if (!_.isArray(vents[id])) {
	vents[id] = [];
	}
	vents[id].push(cb);

simianhacker / get-api-users.js

Created December 2, 2013 07:41

	var request = require('request');
	var expect = require('chai').expect;
	describe('GET /api/users', function () {
	it('should return a 200 statusCode', function (done) {
	request('http://localhost:5555/api/users', function (err, resp, body) {
	expect(resp.statusCode).to.equal(200);
	done();
	});
	});
	});

simianhacker / _callback.py

Created September 8, 2013 06:56

	import natlink
	import natlinkmain
	import pprint

	def myCallback(type,args):
	print "type: %s" % type;
	pprint.pprint(args);
	apply(natlinkmain.changeCallback, [type,args])

	natlink.setChangeCallback(myCallback)

simianhacker / client.js

Last active December 21, 2015 20:19

	var insert = function (data, callback) {
	console.log('fail', data);
	callback();
	}

	var update = function (data, callback) {
	this.insert(data, callback);
	};

	module.exports.insert = insert;

simianhacker / require.snippet

Created August 24, 2013 02:14

This snippet will convert `req` to `var SomeName = require('some_name');`

	snippet req "Require a module where it converts CamelCase to underscore (camel_case)" !b
	var ${1:name} = require(${2:'${3:${1/(^[A-Z])\|([A-Z])/(?2:_\l$2:\l$1)/g}}'});
	endsnippet

simianhacker / index.js

Last active December 17, 2015 13:59

Just testing Jaws to see what happens when you hit it with 100 concurrent connections without warming the cache.

siege -b -c 100 http://localhost:4444/cache-this

simianhacker / json_path.sql

Last active May 13, 2019 17:40

Here is a set of functions for working with a PostgreSQL+JSON+PLV8 database.

	-- Function: json_path(json, text)

	-- DROP FUNCTION json_path(json, text);

	CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION json_path(data json, path text)
	RETURNS text AS
	$BODY$
	/* JSONPath 0.8.0 - XPath for JSON
	*
	* Copyright (c) 2007 Stefan Goessner (goessner.net)

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