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simianhacker / require.snippet

Created August 24, 2013 02:14

This snippet will convert `req` to `var SomeName = require('some_name');`

	snippet req "Require a module where it converts CamelCase to underscore (camel_case)" !b
	var ${1:name} = require(${2:'${3:${1/(^[A-Z])\|([A-Z])/(?2:_\l$2:\l$1)/g}}'});
	endsnippet

simianhacker / index.js

Last active December 17, 2015 13:59

Just testing Jaws to see what happens when you hit it with 100 concurrent connections without warming the cache.

siege -b -c 100 http://localhost:4444/cache-this

simianhacker / json_path.sql

Last active May 13, 2019 17:40

Here is a set of functions for working with a PostgreSQL+JSON+PLV8 database.

	-- Function: json_path(json, text)

	-- DROP FUNCTION json_path(json, text);

	CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION json_path(data json, path text)
	RETURNS text AS
	$BODY$
	/* JSONPath 0.8.0 - XPath for JSON
	*
	* Copyright (c) 2007 Stefan Goessner (goessner.net)

simianhacker / app.js

Last active December 15, 2015 06:39 — forked from IainPeregrine/gist:5217340

	var configuration = {
	domain: 'localhost',
	port: 3000,
	keys: require('./keys.js')
	}

	var express = require('express');
	var app = express();
	app.listen(configuration.port);
	var passport = require('passport');

simianhacker / gist:3493548

Created August 27, 2012 23:57

Example MySQL API-ish Request

	var mysql = some_function_to_create_a_mysql_connection();

	app.get('/foo', function (req, res) {
	mysql.query('SELECT * FROM example', function (err, results) {
	if(err) {
	res.send(400);
	}

	res.send(results, 200);
	}

simianhacker / gist:3308895

Created August 9, 2012 23:11

Upstart template for Node.js

	description "Node server for #{application} (#{node_env})"

	start on (net-device-up
	and local-filesystems
	and runlevel [2345])
	stop on runlevel [016]

	script
	exec sudo -u nobody sh -c "NODE_ENV=#{node_env} #{path_to_node} #{script_name}"
	end script

simianhacker / Example.coffee

Created May 4, 2012 17:30

Example option object argument of for Class

	class MyClass
	constructor: (options) ->
	# stuff here

	myObject = new MyClass(bar: "foo", foo: "bar")

simianhacker / database_example.php

Created December 10, 2010 01:51

	<?php

	$query = "select * from example_table where user_id = ?"
	$values = array($_SESSION['user_id']);
	$results = select($query,$values);

	?>

simianhacker / DescribeSomethingAwesome.php

Created June 9, 2009 06:38

	<?php
	require_once 'PHPUnit/Framework.php';

	class Describe_Something_Awesome extends PHPUnit_Framework_TestCase
	{
	public function setUp()
	{
	$this->something = "Awesome!";
	}

simianhacker / facebook_connect_rspec.rb

Created June 8, 2009 05:42

	describe "Facebook Connect Authentication" do

	it "should create a new user in the system when the Facebook Connect cookies are set" do
	response = request(url(:home), :cookie=>facebook_cookies)
	user = User.first(:facebook_id=>facebook_params[:user])
	user.should_not be_nil
	user.should be_valid
	end

	end