Christopher Watford sixlettervariables

Why "Windows 10" wasn't chosen because of "braindead" developers checking for Windows 95 or 98.

You may have seen the picture, purporting to have source from a Microsoft developer explaining why Windows had to be versioned 10. The punchline is that so many programmers rely on the version to begin with "Windows 9" if they are running on 95 or 98, that Windows 10 was the only logical choice:

if(version.StartsWith("Windows 9"))
{ /* 95 and 98 */
} else {

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	::
	:: Non-recursive OptiPNG batch conversion.
	:: Based on http://superuser.com/a/604502
	::
	:: Caveats: 1. Will reduce colorspace if possible (Color -> Grays)
	:: 2. Will overwrite images in-place
	::
	@echo off
	echo.
	set apppath="OptiPNG.exe"

	::
	:: Non-recursive ImageMagick mogrify thumbnail batch conversion,
	:: with OptiPNG compression afterwards.
	:: Based on http://superuser.com/a/604502
	::
	:: Caveats: 1. Will reduce colorspace if possible (Color -> Grays)
	:: 2. Will overwrite thumbnails in-place if they exist
	:: 3. Requires %1\thumbs to exist
	:: 4. Uses 30% of original size, change as you see fit
	::

	/// Copyright (c) 2014 Christopher A. Watford
	///
	/// Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
	/// of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
	/// in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
	/// to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
	/// copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
	/// furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
	///
	/// The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in

	///var _ = require('lodash');

	/** Convert a Sequelize model instance into a true POJO.
	*
	* This differs from `Instance.toJSON` in that nested instances are
	* converted as well.
	*
	* @param {Object\|Array} [instance] Sequelize model instance or instances.
	* @return {Object\|Array} A plain object version of the instance.
	*/

	/** router-dump: Dump the current stack for an expressjs router built with express-enrouten.
	* @author Christopher A. Watford <[email protected]>
	*/
	'use strict';

	/* EXAMPLE OUTPUT
	[router] GET /login/ (./controllers/login/index.js)
	[router] POST /login/ (./controllers/login/index.js)
	[router] GET /login/reset/ (./controllers/login/index.js)

	'use strict';

	var fs = require('fs');
	var path = require('path');

	/* EXAMPLE:
	* var routes = routeifyDirectory('./controllers');
	* Object.keys(routes).forEach(function (fn) {
	* console.log('%s => %s', fn, routes[fn]);
	* });

	/**
	* Rewrite of express-enrouten's directory handler to use 'routeify()'
	*
	*/
	'use strict';

	var path = require('path');

	var express = require('express');

	"view engines": {
	"js": {
	"module": "engine-munger",
	"renderer": {
	"method": "js",
	"arguments": [
	{
	"cache": true,
	"helpers": [
	{