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snipe / add-gh

Created February 16, 2013 04:37

If your source code is hosted on GitHub, you'll want to add GH to your known hosts on your CI server to prevent issues during automated code checkout later as well.

ssh-keyscan -H github.com > /etc/ssh/ssh_known_hosts

snipe / gist:4965564

Created February 16, 2013 04:39

Grab php jenkins template

	curl https://raw.github.com/sebastianbergmann/php-jenkins-template/master/config.xml \| java -jar jenkins-
	cli.jar -s http://localhost:8080/cli create-job php-template

snipe / gist:4965565

Created February 16, 2013 04:39

Reload jenkins

java -jar jenkins-cli.jar -s http://localhost:8080 reload-configuration

snipe / ant-build

Created February 16, 2013 04:41

Sample ant target block

<target name="build" depends="prepare,lint,phploc,phpmd,phpcpd,phpcs,phpunit"></target>

snipe / asia-block.htaccess

Created February 25, 2013 11:01

Block asian traffic. :( SItes are getting slammed with bad bots and spammers.

	<Files *>
	order deny,allow

	# Cambodia (KH)
	deny from 114.134.184.0/21

	# Chinese (CN) IP addresses follow:
	deny from 1.192.0.0/13 1.202.0.0/15 14.144.0.0/12 14.208.0.0/12 27.8.0.0/13 27.16.0.0/12 27.36.0.0/14 27.40.0.0/13 27.54.192.0/18 27.106.128.0/18 27.115.0.0/17 27.152.0.0/13 27.184.0.0/13 36.248.0.0/14 58.16.0.0/15 58.20.0.0/16 58.21.0.0/16 58.22.0.0/15 58.34.0.0/16 58.37.0.0/16 58.38.0.0/16 58.40.0.0/16 58.42.0.0/16 58.44.0.0/14 58.48.0.0/13 58.56.0.0/15 58.58.0.0/16 58.59.0.0/17 58.60.0.0/14 58.68.128.0/17 58.82.0.0/15 58.100.0.0/15 58.208.0.0/12 58.242.0.0/15 58.246.0.0/15 58.248.0.0/13 59.32.0.0/13 59.40.0.0/15 59.42.0.0/16 59.44.0.0/14 59.51.0.0/16 59.52.0.0/14 59.56.0.0/13 59.72.0.0/16 59.108.0.0/15 59.174.0.0/15 60.0.0.0/13 60.11.0.0/16 60.12.0.0/16 60.24.0.0/13 60.160.0.0/11 60.194.0.0/15 60.208.0.0/13 60.216.0.0/15 60.220.0.0/14 61.4.64.0/20 61.4.80.0/22 61.4.176.0/20 61.48.0.0/13 61.128.0.0/10 61.135.0.0/16 61.136.0.0/18 61.139.0.0/16 61.145.73.208/28 61.147.0.0/16 61.152.0.0/16 61.160.0.0/16

snipe / goatse

Created March 14, 2013 08:03

Goatse ASCII art that won't break your W3C validation. (The original used double-hyphens inside the HTML comment, which would not validate.)

	<!--
	* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
	* *
	* / \ \ / \ *
	\| \| \ \| \|
	\| `. \| \| :
	` \| \| \\| \|
	* \ \| / / \\\ ____ \\ : *
	* \ \/ ___~~ ~____\| \ \| *
	* \ \__~ ~__\ \| *

snipe / dqh+aws

Last active September 11, 2019 15:06

DeployHQ+AWS Autoscalers

	#!/bin/bash

	# Set these variables
	USER_NAME="you@example.com"
	API_KEY="XXXXXXXX_YOUR_DHQ_API_KEY_XXXXXXXXXXXXX"
	START_REV='SOME_ARBITRARY_GIT_REVISION_HASH_TO_START_FROM'
	DHQ_API_PROJ="your-project-shortname"
	DHQ_BASE_URL="https://yoursite.deployhq.com/"
	DHQ_SERVER_GROUP="YOUR_SERVER_GROUP_UUID"
	DHQ_SERVER_USERNAME="your-server-username"

snipe / inputrc

Created April 17, 2013 16:44

~/.inputrc for nice bash history up-arrows. This allows you to search through your history using the up and down arrows … i.e. type "cd /" and press the up arrow and you'll search through everything in your history that starts with "cd /". Create ~/.inputrc and fill it with this:

	"\e[A": history-search-backward
	"\e[B": history-search-forward
	set show-all-if-ambiguous on
	set completion-ignore-case on

snipe / googleform2email

Last active November 16, 2017 21:37

Script to get the contents of a Google form submission emailed to you.

	function sendFormByEmail(e)
	{
	// Remember to replace this email address with your own email address
	var email = "you@example.com";

	var s = SpreadsheetApp.getActiveSheet();
	var headers = s.getRange(1,1,1,s.getLastColumn()).getValues()[0];
	var message = "";
	var subject = "New Hire: ";

snipe / fizzbuzz

Last active February 6, 2022 17:15

By request, a PHP fizzbuzz that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print “Fuck You” instead of the number and for the multiples of five print “Choke on a Bag of Dicks”. For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print “Fuck You Choke on a Bag of Dicks”.

	foreach (range(1,100) as $i)
	echo (''==($x=($i%3==0?"Fuck You ":"").($i%5==0?"Choke on a Bag of Dicks":""))?$i:$x)."\n";

	<!--
	* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
	* *
	* / \ \ / \ *
	\| \| \ \| \|
	\| `. \| \| :
	` \| \| \\| \|
	* \ \| / / \\\ ____ \\ : *
	* \ \/ ___~~ ~____\| \ \| *
	* \ \__~ ~__\ \| *

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