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#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -eE

# adapted from http://stackoverflow.com/questions/501407/is-there-a-git-merge-dry-run-option/6283843#6283843

remote_branch=$1

git fetch origin $remote_branch >/dev/null

if git merge-tree `git merge-base FETCH_HEAD HEAD` HEAD FETCH_HEAD | egrep -q '<<<|>>>|changed in both'; then

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French Press Coffee

• grind super coarse
• add just enough boiling water to cover grounds. Steep for 30s.
• fill press to top. Stir to get a good vortex, which will pull the grounds down into a "cone" on the bottom.
• Leave for ~5mins
• skim floating grounds off the top with a spoon
• press

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var async = require('async');
/*jshint noarg:false */

function first(next) {
  console.log('first', arguments);
  next(); // no params = nothing in next step
}

function second(next) {
  console.log('second', arguments);

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/*jshint node:true */
"use strict";

var order = [];
function deferred(statement, delay) {
  return function(done) {
    order.push(statement+' start');
    setTimeout(function() {
      order.push(statement+' end');
      done();

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/*jshint node:true */
'use strict';
var tls = require('tls');
var auth = new Buffer('username:password').toString('base64');
var CRLF = "\r\n";
var opts = {
  host: '127.0.0.1',
  port: 443,
  servername: 'host',
  rejectUnauthorized: false

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var unescaped = new RegExp('^[0-9_-]+$');
var escaped = new RegExp('^[0-9_\\-]+$');
var literal = /^[0-9_-]+$/;

// _ is 0x5f, a is 0x61.  If "_-" over-matches then "a_" will match the above.
var test = "a_";
console.log("unescaped:", test.match(unescaped));
console.log("escaped:", test.match(escaped));
console.log("literal:", test.match(literal));

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/**
 * Wrap a function so that it has `.length` (a.k.a "arity") n.
 *
 * Any additional parameters are dropped before the wrapped function is called.
 *
 * @param {int} n number of parameters on the wrapper.
 * @param {function} fn function with arbitrary signature.
 * @return {function} wrapper
 */
exports.arity = function(n, fn) {

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git checkout master
git checkout -b rebaser
git checkout master
git update-ref -d refs/heads/master
git rm -rf $EVERYTHING_EXCEPT_GITIGNORE # figuratively
git commit -m 'initial commit'

# this will remove the commits off of the remote (to be GC'd at some indeterminate point)
git push --force origin master

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var net = require('net');
var listen = process.argv[2] || 443;
var forwardTo = process.argv[3] || 4443;
net.createServer(function(conn) {
  var fwd = net.createConnection({ host: '127.0.0.1', port: forwardTo });
  conn.pipe(fwd);
  fwd.pipe(conn);
}).listen(listen);