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Sitemap: http://www.example.com/sitemap.xml

# Google Image
User-agent: Googlebot-Image
Disallow:
Allow: /*

# Google AdSense
User-agent: Mediapartners-Google
Disallow:

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<?php
/**
 * _s Theme Options
 *
 * @package _s
 * @since _s 1.0
 */

/**
 * Register the form setting for our _s_options array.

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VIDEO GAME STUFF

SNES

• Controllers x4
• VGA connector
• Power brick

Games

• Super Metroid

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<?php

/* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 * FILTER JETPACK OPEN GRAPH TAGS ADDITIONAL TWITTER CARD SUPPORT, FACEBOOK PUBLISHER, AND OG:META FIXES
 * For the WordPress VIP environment.
 * @see https://dev.twitter.com/docs/cards
 * @see https://developers.facebook.com/blog/post/2013/06/19/platform-updates--new-open-graph-tags-for-media-publishers-and-more/	
 * ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- */

add_filter( 'jetpack_open_graph_tags', function( $tags ){

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<meta name="twitter:card" content="[summary]">
<meta name="twitter:site" content="[@handle]">
<meta name="twitter:creator" content="[@handle]">
<meta property="og:url" content="[url]">
<meta property="og:title" content="[title]">
<meta property="og:description" content="[summary]">
<meta property="og:image" content="[image url]">

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/*
 * Updated to use the function-based method described in http://www.phpied.com/social-button-bffs/
 * Better handling of scripts without supplied ids.
 *
 * N.B. Be sure to include Google Analytics's _gaq and Facebook's fbAsyncInit prior to this function.
 */

(function(doc, script) {
    var js, 
        fjs = doc.getElementsByTagName(script)[0],

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<?php
    function geo_ip( $current_ip = 'none' ) {

        $current_ip = ( 'none' == $current_ip ? $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] : $current_ip );

        $url = 'http://freegeoip.net/json/' . $current_ip;
        $curl = curl_init();
            curl_setopt( $curl, CURLOPT_URL, $url );
            curl_setopt( $curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true );
            curl_setopt( $curl, CURLOPT_HEADER, false );

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// Hiring smart people
if (typeof console !== 'undefined' && typeof console.log === 'function') {
  console.log('\r\n%c                     *      .--.\r\n%c                           \/ \/  `\r\n%c          +               | |\r\n%c                 \'         \\ \\__,\r\n%c             *          +   \'--\'  *\r\n%c                 +   \/\\\r\n%c    +              .\'  \'.   *\r\n%c           *      \/======\\      +\r\n%c                 ;:.  _   ;\r\n%c                 |:. (_)  |\r\n%c                 |:.  _   |\r\n%c       +         |:. (_)  |          *\r\n%c                 ;:.      ;\r\n%c               .\' \\:.    \/ `.\r\n%c              \/ .-\'\':._.\'`-. \\\r\n%c              |\/    \/||\\    \\|\r\n%c            _..--\"\"\"````\"\"\"--.._\r\n%c      _.-\'``                    ``\'-._\r\n%c    -\'         %cHello, explorer%c        \'-\r\n%c' +
  '\n       Curious? http://mapbox.com/jobs',
  'color:#D0E3F1','color:#D0E3F1','color:#C0DAEC','color:#C0DAEC','color:#B0D1E8','color:#B0D1E8','color:#A1C7

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am stormwarning on github.
• I am stormwarning (https://keybase.io/stormwarning) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is DCC1 710F F6EC 1BAE F346 D939 BC0A 96F4 9357 0C6C

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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/**
 * Variables for common aspect ratios.
 */
$golden:           61.8047%; // 1.6180:1

$35mm:             66.6667%; // 3:2
$panorama:         33.3333%; // 3:1

$imax:             69.9301%; // 1.43:1
$widescreen:       56.1798%; // 1.78:1