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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <math.h>
#include <iostream>
#include "mpi.h"

unsigned long micros = 0;
float millis = 0.0;
clock_t start, end;

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add_shortcode( 'call_function', 'custom_function_call' );

/**
 * @param $attributes
 * $attributes['name'] - function name to call
 * $attributes['args'] - arguments to be passed
 * @return string
 */
function custom_function_call( $attributes ) {
	$pattern = false;

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(function bindDeadSimpleMvc($) {
    var updateBindings = function () {
        console.log($(this).attr('placeholder'));
        $('[data-bind="' + $(this).attr('data-bind-variable') + '"]').html($(this).val());
    };
    $('input[data-bind-variable]').on('change keyup', updateBindings).each(updateBindings);
})(jQuery);

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rpm -Uvh http://download.fedoraproject.org/pub/epel/6/x86_64/epel-release-6-8.noarch.rpm
rpm -Uvh http://rpms.famillecollet.com/enterprise/remi-release-6.rpm
yum -y --enablerepo=remi,remi-test install redis

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function delay(time) {
    return new Promise(function (fulfill) {
        setTimeout(fulfill, time);
    });
}

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sudo apt-get update -y
sudo apt-get install -y git
sudo gem install sass
curl -sL https://deb.nodesource.com/setup_4.x | sudo -E bash -
sudo apt-get install -y nodejs
sudo npm i -g grunt-cli bower forever
sudo npm i -g node-sass

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sudo apt-get update -y
sudo apt-get install -y git
sudo gem install sass
curl -sL https://deb.nodesource.com/setup_4.x | sudo -E bash -
sudo apt-key adv --keyserver hkp://keyserver.ubuntu.com:80 --recv EA312927
echo "deb http://repo.mongodb.org/apt/ubuntu trusty/mongodb-org/3.2 multiverse" | sudo tee /etc/apt/sources.list.d/mongodb-org-3.2.list
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install -y mongodb-org
sudo apt-get install -y build-essential tcl8.5
wget http://download.redis.io/releases/redis-stable.tar.gz

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alias fuck="sudo"
alias gitf="git fetch"
alias gimme="brew install"
alias vhosts="fuck nano /etc/apache2/extra/httpd-vhosts.conf"
alias jspf="jspm i --unlink --force"
alias rserv="brew services restart
alias a2r="sudo apachectl -k restart"
alias dm="docker-machine"

denv(){

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.stars {
    position: relative;
    font-size: 20px;
}

.stars.big
{
    font-size: 40px !important;
}

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<?php 

define('THRESHOLD', 80);

$res = shell_exec('/bin/df -h | /bin/grep \'/dev/sda2\' | /usr/bin/awk \'{print $5}\'');
$res = floatval(str_replace('%', '', trim($res))); 
if($res > THRESHOLD){
  $ch = curl_init();
  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, 'https://hooks.slack.com/services/T01234567/B11234567/123456712345671234567');
  curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, json_encode([