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# replace 3000 with whatever port you want to listen on
#
# Raefer to the TCPDump documentation for the rest because 
# I truly don't remember what all these options do, I just 
# know that this particular configuration works!

sudo tcpdump -qXX -s 0 -i any port 3000

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echo '
E {
    color="red";
    fontsize=11;
    fontname="Arial narrow"
}
E[edgetype == "edge2"] {
    color="green";
    fontsize=11;
    fontname="Arial narrow";

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# put this in your ~/.profile

make_default_commit () {
    git commit -am "$*"
}

alias h="make_default_commit "

# then you can use it like this
#

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More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the 
best bug preventers known.
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If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it
out. [p. 434]
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If humans could do syntax checking, we woulnd't have so many syntax errors.
[p. 435]
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#!/usr/bin/env bash

# Tells you how long you spent online (according to RescueTime) since
# this morning.
#
# Requires GNU date! Will not work with Mac OS / BSD date command!!!

# Rescuetime API Token
RT_KEY="YOUR API TOKEN GOES HERE"

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Suboptimization And Agile Testing

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When the going get weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson

Moving Heaven and Earth without effort is simply a matter of concentration. — The Way of the Samurai

The problem with intelligent communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that every time I try to build a thing of beauty I find a mob with pitchforks and torches outside my castle??? — Victor Sussman

The Three Virtues of Programming are laziness, impatience and hubris. — Larry Wall

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Comprehensive list of programmer jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But then the whole house falls down.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is a known issue. When we installed the lightbulb we knew it had a finite TTL.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

set -x

# jq Recipes
#    _             _____              _
#   (_)           |  __ \            (_)
#    _   __ _     | |__) | ___   ___  _  _ __    ___  ___
#   | | / _` |    |  _  / / _ \ / __|| || '_ \  / _ \/ __|
#   | || (_| |    | | \ \|  __/| (__ | || |_) ||  __/\__ \

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I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth.
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I am work on CSS SQL.
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First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert.
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In devops language is not success unless is another language++.
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In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite.
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