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Ingredients:

• 1 pounds lean ground beef
• 1 (15 ounce) can tomato sauce
• 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes
• 2 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans, drained and rinsed
• 1 (15 ounce) can pinto beans, drained and rinsed
• 1 chopped onion
• 1 chopped green bell pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon white sugar

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// INSTRUCTIONS

// Set the Incoming webhook URL in the Script Properties key-value store
// give it the key name "slack_url"

// Set a time-based Trigger of the 'DelayedTrigger' function. Have it trigger at 0800 in the desired timezone

// The script will post 2 messages:
// One between between 8am and 3pm
// The other between 3pm and 10pm

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// Randomized posting of 2 messages
// One between between 8am and 3pm
// The other between 3pm and 10pm

function DelayedTrigger() {
  // for readability
  var minutes = 60 * 1000
  
  // There are 840 minutes between 8am and 10pm
  var morningDelay = randomInteger(1,420)

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macOS Recommendations

General Utilities

• Rectangle — a free option for window snapping/arrangement stuff.
• AltTab — an improved window switcher with some decent customizability
• Shifty — a macOS "night shift" slider
• Raycast — Spotlight replacement, somewhat like Alfred, but free and more customizable
• Better Touch Tool — not free, but worth every penny. Pretty awesome window snapping/arrangement capabilties (like Rectangle but MOAR), and lets you create shortcuts for keyboard/mouse/touchpad/touchbar/etc.
• Keka — compression utility that handles 7zip, rar, and some other archive formats that don't work natively in macOS.
• NameChanger — batch file-renamer with a handy intuitive UI

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MATTERMOST OUTGOING WEBHOOK BOT

INSTRUCTIONS

Create a Google Spreadsheet

In column A of Sheet1, put a list of however many potential responses you'd like.

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# Lifted from https://stackoverflow.com/a/12321815
# Adjust command and retries as needed

NEXT_WAIT_TIME=0
RETRIES=5
until command || [[ "${NEXT_WAIT_TIME}" == "${RETRIES}" ]]; do
   sleep $(( NEXT_WAIT_TIME++ ))
done

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

if [[ ${*} =~ help|-h || ${#} == 0 ]]; then cat <<HELP_USAGE | sed "s/^#? //"
#? USAGE
#? ======
#? Anywhere in your script:
#? 
#?    if [[ $* =~ help|-h || $# == 0 ]]; then cat <<HELP_USAGE | sed "s/^#? //"
#?    #? Documentation lines prefixed with '#? '
#?    HELP_USAGE

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# set -euxo pipefail # uncomment this for debugging

###################################
# INSTRUCTIONS
# 1. Set Artist, Album, Timestamps and Track Names below
# 2. Save split.sh into the folder with file to be split
# 3. ./split.sh <m4a file to be split>
###################################

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

if [[ -d "${1}" ]]; then
	dir="${1}"
else
	echo "USAGE: $(basename "${0}") /path/to/emoji/folder"
	exit
fi

read -r -p "Server Hostname: " MMSERVER

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Keto Goodies Blueberry Muffin Recipe

Yields 12 muffins

Ingredients

• 3 cups almond flour
• 1/2 cup natural sweetener (we use a blend of erythritol and oligosaccharides)
• 4 oz sour cream
• 4 large eggs