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/ gist:819877
Created
February 10, 2011 03:25
Looked at Question2Answer the other day. This was one of the more funny bits.
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| <?php | |
| function qa_db_connection() | |
| /* | |
| Return the current connection to the QA database, if any | |
| */ | |
| { | |
| global $qa_db; | |
| return $qa_db; | |
| } |
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| --TEST-- | |
| mail(): returns false when sendmail_path contains a -f flag and we use additional_params with one | |
| --INI-- | |
| sendmail_path=/usr/sbin/sendmail -t -i -f [email protected] | |
| --FILE-- | |
| <?php | |
| var_dump(mail('[email protected]', 'subject', 'message', 'From: [email protected]', '[email protected]')); | |
| ?> | |
| --EXPECT-- | |
| bool(true) |
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| till@till-laptop:~$ wget http://pear.php.net/go-pear.phar | |
| --2011-03-15 21:43:06-- http://pear.php.net/go-pear.phar | |
| Resolving pear.php.net... 78.129.214.25 | |
| Connecting to pear.php.net|78.129.214.25|:80... connected. | |
| HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK | |
| Length: 3678173 (3.5M) [application/octet-stream] | |
| Saving to: `go-pear.phar' | |
| 100%[===================================================================================>] 3,678,173 1.10M/s in 3.2s |
till
/ gist:872712
Created
March 16, 2011 15:57
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| root@till:~# su couchdb -c "/usr/local/bin/couchdb -b -o /dev/null -e /dev/null -r 5" | |
| This account is currently not available. | |
| root@till:~# cat /etc/passwd|grep couchdb | |
| couchdb:x:1001:1001:,,,:/usr/local/var/lib/couchdb:/usr/sbin/nologin | |
| root@till:~# usermod -s /bin/bash couchdb | |
| root@till:~# su couchdb -c "/usr/local/bin/couchdb -b -o /dev/null -e /dev/null -r 5" | |
| Apache CouchDB has started, time to relax. |
till
/ gist:892630
Created
March 29, 2011 15:59
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| <% @entries.each do |ip, host| %> | |
| <%= "#{ip} #{host}" %> | |
| <% end %> |
till
/ redis-server-for-init.d-startup
Created
April 7, 2011 22:09
— forked from lsbardel/redis-server-for-init.d-startup
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| #! /bin/sh | |
| ### BEGIN INIT INFO | |
| # Provides: redis-server | |
| # Required-Start: $syslog | |
| # Required-Stop: $syslog | |
| # Should-Start: $local_fs | |
| # Should-Stop: $local_fs | |
| # Default-Start: 2 3 4 5 | |
| # Default-Stop: 0 1 6 | |
| # Short-Description: redis-server - Persistent key-value db |
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| <?php | |
| if ('@@data_dir@@' == '@@' . 'data_dir@@') { | |
| // in a checkout, or people didn't use pear to install the package | |
| } | |
| ?> |
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| [default] Destroying VM and associated drives... | |
| /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:93:in `send': undefined method `status' for nil:NilClass (NoMethodError) | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:93:in `spec_to_proc' | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:32:in `call' | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:32:in `load_interface_attribute' | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:13:in `load_interface_attributes' | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:12:in `each' | |
| from /opt/ruby1.8/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/virtualbox-0.8.6/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/interface_attributes.rb:12: |
till
/ CouchDB.php
Created
June 15, 2011 20:37
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| <?php | |
| class CouchDB | |
| { | |
| /** | |
| * @param string $id | |
| * | |
| * @return stdClass | |
| */ | |
| public function getDocument($id) | |
| { |
till
/ bootstrap.php
Created
June 27, 2011 15:23
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| <?php | |
| require_once __DIR__ . '/silex.phar'; | |
| require_once 'phar://' . __DIR__ . '/silex.phar/vendor/Symfony/Component/ClassLoader/UniversalClassLoader.php'; | |
| use Symfony\Component\ClassLoader\UniversalClassLoader; | |
| $loader = new UniversalClassLoader(); | |
| $loader->register(); |