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What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a canarial disease, and it's un-tweatable

What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? Tweetie Pie!

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird

Why couldn't anyone see the bird? Because it was in da skies! (disguise)

	@rem * Disable Some Services *
	sc stop DiagTrack
	sc stop diagnosticshub.standardcollector.service
	sc stop dmwappushservice
	sc stop WMPNetworkSvc
	sc stop WSearch

	sc config DiagTrack start= disabled
	sc config diagnosticshub.standardcollector.service start= disabled
	sc config dmwappushservice start= disabled

	---
	- hosts: localhost
	tasks:
	- name: discover IPv4 first-hop IP from pfsense
	shell: snmpwalk -Oqv -v2c -c publicro 10.2.10.1 1.3.6.1.2.1.4.24.4.1.4.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0
	register: snmpget_result
	changed_when: false
	- name: validate smokeping config using correct next-hop IP
	blockinfile:
	dest: /vms/smokeping/config/Targets

	cd /tmp
	wget https://s3.amazonaws.com/download.retrospect.com/software/linux/v1100/Linux_Client_x64_11_0_0_107.tar
	tar -xvf ./Linux_Client_x64_11_0_0_107.tar
	sudo ./Install.sh
	sudo /sbin/chkconfig rcl on

	cat <<EOF \| sudo tee /etc/yum.repos.d/influxdb.repo
	[influxdb]
	name = InfluxDB Repository - RHEL \$releasever
	baseurl = https://repos.influxdata.com/rhel/\$releasever/\$basearch/stable
	enabled = 1
	gpgcheck = 1
	gpgkey = https://repos.influxdata.com/influxdb.key
	EOF

	sudo yum -y install telegraf

	cd /etc/yum.repos.d/
	wget https://download.opensuse.org/repositories/filesystems:snapper/CentOS_7/filesystems:snapper.repo
	yum -y install snapper