Thomas Lackner tlack

Tumblr's group blog features do not support per-author homepage links (such as Twitter) or bios. That sucks.

I've written here a Javascript function that kinda outputs something like what you may want. It maintains all the author data inside Javascript as well, for better or for worse. Eventually I'll make this pull from tags I guess.

Put this toward the top of your theme HTML, inside the script tag:

            var AUTHORS = {
                'caropopco': {
                    name: 'Carolina',

	/**
	* Module dependencies.
	*/

	var express = require('express')
	, dustx = require('dust-x')

	/**
	* Create the Express application.
	*/

	for DIR in /home/*/node; do
	PORT=[generate port based on crc32 of $DIR]
	# somehow check if not running
	NODE_ENV=dev NODE_PORT=$PORT node-dev $DIR/app.js
	cat /etc/nginx/configs.avail/default-node.conf \| \
	sed -e s/DIR/$DIR/ \| \
	sed -e s/PORT/$PORT > /etc/nginx/configs.enabled/node-$DIR.conf
	# somehow check if we actually created/changed a config here
	if [ $changed -eq 1 ]; then
	service nginx restart

	exports.req_ip = function(req) {
	return ( req.headers["X-Forwarded-For"]
	\|\| req.headers["x-forwarded-for"]
	\|\| req.client.remoteAddress );
	}

	var h = require('handlebars');

	var tmpl = h.compile("<p>{{name}}</p>");
	var data = {name:"tlack"};
	console.log(tmpl(data));

	// Matraka's source code decoded and beautified
	// by @tlack
	//
	// Matraka is a 1005 byte Javascript "demo" by p01. It includes an 'evolving animation'
	// and great dirty synth music. View here:
	//
	// http://www.p01.org/releases/MATRAKA/matraka.png.html
	//
	// I fondly recall the demo scene of my youth, puzzling over the work of Future
	// Creators and those guys. I was puzzled by this worked so I had to figure it

	_mouseCapture: function( event ) {
	var o = this.options,
	position,
	normValue,
	distance,
	closestHandle,
	self,
	index,
	allowed,
	offset,

	Idea for CodePen plugins (by @tlack)

	Step 1: Establish simple plugin architecture/API

	```javascript
	CP.Plugins.add({
	context: CP.Html,
	re: /fun ([a-z_][a-z0-9_]+)/,
	callback: function(cpPluginContext, match) {
	var str = "function "+match.$1+"() {\n// Comment\n\n}\n";

	location / { # ~ domain=(.*)& {
	rewrite_log on;
	if ( $arg_callback ) {
	echo_before_body '$arg_callback(';
	echo_after_body ');';
	}
	if ($args ~ "domain=(.*)&") {
	set $key1 $1;
	echo_before_body "$arg_callback(";
	# proxy_pass http://whois.api.go.co/blah=$key1;