Todd Wolfson twolfson

I am probably never going to get to this so I am documenting my thoughts publicly.

Methods to try

Stack parse
- Consult the stack methodology that json2.js uses (should be on Google Code)
Resig (HTML2XML) + jQuery (XMLInterpretter)

	// Health page (attribution to dshaw)
	var pkg = require('./package.json');
	version = pkg.version;
	app.get('/health', function (req, res) {
	var health = {
	'version': pkg.version,
	'pid': process.pid,
	'memory': process.memoryUsage(),
	'uptime': process.uptime()
	};

	## THIS READS AS user at device in pwd on git_branch

	# Sexy Bash Prompt, inspired by "Extravagant Zsh Prompt"
	# Screenshot: http://img.gf3.ca/d54942f474256ec26a49893681c49b5a.png
	# A big thanks to \amethyst on Freenode

	if [[ $COLORTERM = gnome-* && $TERM = xterm ]] && infocmp gnome-256color >/dev/null 2>&1; then export TERM=gnome-256color
	elif [[ $TERM != dumb ]] && infocmp xterm-256color >/dev/null 2>&1; then export TERM=xterm-256color
	fi

	// Grab the current pid
	$.get('/health', function (health) {
	var pid = health.pid;

	// Watch the health to see if it changes
	setInterval(function () {
	// If it does, refresh the page
	$.get('/health', function (health) {
	if (health.pid !== pid) {
	location.reload();

	// Asynchronous retrieval of coordinates
	function getCoordinates(cb) {
	// Grab geolocation from the navigator
	var geolocation = window.navigator.geolocation;

	// If geolocation exists, start fetching location
	if (geolocation) {
	geolocation.getCurrentPosition(function (position) {
	cb(null, position.coords);
	}, cb);

	// ASIDE: This was built during NodeKO 2012 -- hence the window.'s lying around

	// Define latLngPadder
	function normalizeLat(lat) {
	var latStr = lat + '';

	// Guarantee a decimal place in the number
	if (latStr.indexOf('.') === -1) {
	latStr = latStr + '.';
	}

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	Version 2, December 2004

	Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE http://twolfson.com/

	Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
	copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
	as the name is changed.

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

	$.get('{{XML_LOCATION}}', function (data, status) {
	if (status === 'success') {
	var $data = $(data),
	$itemArr = $data.find('item'),
	points = $itemArr.map(function () {
	var $item = $(this),
	$customFields = $item.find('customfield'),
	$storyPointsField = $customFields.filter('{{STORY_POINT_FILTER'),
	// $storyPointsField = $customFields.filter('[id="customfield_10004"]'),
	storyPoints = +($storyPointsField.find('customfieldvalue').text() \|\| 0);