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require 'nokogiri'

input = $stdin.readlines.join
page = Nokogiri::HTML(input)

page.css('.example').each do |elem|
  elem.inner_html = '<i>Environment diagram omitted.</i>'
end

page.css('img').remove

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Flying sex snakes.
Michelle Obama's arms.
German dungeon porn.
White people.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Tasteful sideboob.
Praying the gay away.
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
MechaHitler.
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.

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-- Execute this as:
--
--    ghc -O2 hog.hs && ./hog
--
-- Which takes about 1 minute to execute.

import Data.List (any)
import Control.Monad (replicateM)

rolls :: Int -> Int -> [[Int]]

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import copy
import random

people = [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]
tries = 1000000
count = 0

for _ in range(tries):
  shuffled_people = copy.copy(people)
  random.shuffle(shuffled_people)

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people = (0...8).to_a
tries = 10_000_000
count = 0
tries.times do
  if people.shuffle.each_with_index.all? { |person, index| person != index }
    count += 1
  end
end

p count.to_f / tries

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package javax.swing;

import java.util.Scanner;
import java.awt.Component;

/**
 * This is a fake JOptionPane class. It overrides the two most commonly-used
 * JOptionPane-based functions for IO (#showInputDialog and #showMessageDialog)
 * and has them simply use System.in and System.out.
 *

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require 'benchmark'
require 'extension_cord'

def average_reduce(arr)
  arr.reduce(:+).to_f / arr.size
end

def average_upto(arr)
  sum = 0

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require 'docker'
require 'shellwords'

image = Docker::Image.all.first

s = IO.read('tmp.rb').shellescape

cmd = [ "/bin/bash", "-c", "echo #{s} > roobee.rb; ruby roobee.rb" ]

puts "Response from Docker: "

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package org.pdb.query.simple.distance;

import java.io.File;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.sql.Connection;
import java.sql.SQLException;
import java.util.List;

import org.apache.commons.io.FileUtils;
import org.biojava.bio.structure.Element;

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for dir in */
do
  find ./$dir -type f | wc -l
done