munificent

#include <time.h> //  Robert Nystrom
#include <stdio.h> // @munificentbob
#include <stdlib.h> //     for Ginny
#define  r return    //    2008-2019
#define  l(a, b, c, d) for (i y=a;y\
<b; y++) for (int x = c; x < d; x++)
typedef int i;const i H=40;const i W
=80;i m[40][80];i g(i x){r rand()%x;
}void cave(i s){i w=g(10)+5;i h=g(6)
+3;i t=g(W-w-2)+1;i u=g(H-h-2)+1;l(u

apsun

/*
 * Hook main() using LD_PRELOAD, because why not?
 * Obviously, this code is not portable. Use at your own risk.
 *
 * Compile using 'gcc hax.c -o hax.so -fPIC -shared -ldl'
 * Then run your program as 'LD_PRELOAD=$PWD/hax.so ./a.out'
 */

#define _GNU_SOURCE
#include <stdio.h>

munificent

You appear to be advocating a new:

[ ] cloud-hosted [ ] locally installable [ ] web-based [ ] browser-based [ ] language-agnostic
[ ] language-specific IDE. Your IDE will not succeed. Here is why it will not succeed.

You appear to believe that:
[ ] Syntax highlighting is what makes programming difficult
[ ] Garbage collection is free
[ ] Computers have infinite memory
[ ] Nobody really needs:

jwage

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