Will Fuqua waf

I hereby claim:

I am waf on github.
I am wafuqua (https://keybase.io/wafuqua) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is CB5A FF04 64BE 97B8 9FD3 190D 67B6 F489 167C 16A3

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	using System;
	using System.Linq;
	using System.Runtime.CompilerServices;

	namespace Scratch
	{
	class Program
	{
	static void Main(string[] args)
	{

	class Program
	{
	const int trials = 1_000_000;

	static void Main(string[] args)
	{
	Dictionary<int, string> dict = Enumerable
	.Range(1, 10)
	.ToDictionary(number => number, number => number.ToString());

	What is parsing?
	Turning text (or some other stream of bytes) into a more useful format
	- Turning strings into JSON objects
	- Turning bytes into TCP packet structs
	- Turning strings into some C# object hierarchy

	Levels of parsing:
	0 - avoid it -- use some standard format and library (json, xml, etc)
	1 - string indexOf / split
	2 - regex

	{
	"iPad": {
	"deviceScaleFactor": 2,
	"mobile": true,
	"height": 1024,
	"width": 768,
	"touch": true,
	"userAgent": "Mozilla/5.0 (iPad; CPU OS 9_1 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/601.1.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/9.0 Mobile/13B143 Safari/601.1"
	},
	"Laptop with touch": {

	-- Counter app, count up in 30 seconds increments, and
	-- then count down the last 10 seconds
	module Main
	import System

	-- given a second, what should we say at that second?
	sayWhatAt : Int -> String
	sayWhatAt 30 = "30 seconds passed"
	sayWhatAt 60 = "1 minute passed"
	sayWhatAt seconds =

	Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

	[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ContentDeliveryManager]
	"SilentInstalledAppsEnabled"=dword:00000000

	# main entry point
	function Main
	{
	$total = 60 * 2 + 58
	$timings = Generate-Timings -Total $total
	Speak-Timings $timings
	}

	# int -> string[]
	# generates an array of strings representing what should be said at each second.

	Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech;

	$synth = (New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer)
	$synth.SelectVoice("Microsoft Zira Desktop")

	# speak the text, blocking the current thread
	function Speak($text)
	{
	$synth.Speak($text)
	}

	public static int AddFive(int a)
	{
	// object of a compiler-generated type is created
	Program.<>c__DisplayClass1_0 cDisplayClass10 = new Program.<>c__DisplayClass1_0();
	// reference to a compiler-generated field
	cDisplayClass10.a = a;
	// reference to a compiler-generated method
	Program.<AddFive>g__InnerAdd1_0(5, ref cDisplayClass10);
	// reference to a compiler-generated field
	return cDisplayClass10.a;