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0 == 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
# => false
0 == 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
# => true
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.to_s.count("0")
# => 2
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.to_s
# => "0.0"
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.to_s
# => "1.0e-61"

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NUMS = (1..100).to_a
module CracklePop
  class Crackler
    def initialize nums
      crackle_pop nums
    end

    def check_num num
      if num % 3 == 0 && num % 5 == 0
        'CracklePop'

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Benchmarks

The basic example uses only a single route at /hello_world and return Hello world. These benchmarks are extremely simple and should not be used as a decision factor for any of the tools presented (unless you are building hello world apps ;). I am just using them as performance guideline when working on Dynamo.

What happens if we add more routes?

This benchmark also measures what happens if you add 10, 100 and 1000 /hello_world/#{i} routes and try to match the last /hello_world/1000 route.

What happens if I am serving a file?

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Volt Tasks

Great thing about Volt - reuse between FE and backend. File manipulations and other ops asynch execute and return to frontend simply with promise

Beginning

First off, lets make a new volt app called server_stats

$ volt new server_stats

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#devbox % curl "https://quiet-temple-1623.herokuapp.com/frontpage/2"
{
    "results": [{
        "title": "Onyx: Distributed Computing in Clojure",
        "link": "http://onyx-platform.github.io/",
        "submitter": "/u/terretta",
        "submission_dt": "2015-05-07 17:28:56 -0500"
    }, {
        "title": "imgix - Racking Mac Pros on Exposure",
        "link": "http://photos.imgix.com/racking-mac-pros",

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Volt Tasks - Introduction

Original Video by @rickcarlino

Getting Started

First, let's get a basic application set up. I will assume you've already dug around a simple project, but if you are completely new to Volt I would recommend reading through the documentation here. We create a project with a simple

volt new project_name

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Musings

Initial Thoughts

Fucking Launch

Even if its only facebook/twitter + etsy store postings, FUCKING LAUNCH

Even if the UI is less than stellar (but exists), FUCKING LAUNCH

Even if there are no sponsored/tracking links for purchases, FUCKING LAUNCH

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here's a transcription of the "trials" sequence:

TRIALS

TRIALS Once a year, I take a month & I read everything I can by one author. This year I read 4 books by Thomas Bernhard in one month. And the year before that, it was everything by Denton Welch in one month. But - in 2009 - see, this was very very dangerous - I read everything by Franz Kafka in one month. I started with "Amerika." It was August. I read The Castle.

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class GitDatabase 
  attr_accessor :items
  def initialize
    `git init`
    @items = {}
  end
 
  def save(key, input)
    set(key, hash_object(input.to_s))
  end

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module Gkv
  class Database
    attr_accessor :items

    def initialize
      `git init`
      @items = {}
    end

    def set(key, value)