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zekesonxx / source.js
Created February 16, 2015 01:48
dmv.org is bullshit
$(document).ready(function(){
var rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*10);
var stat = [0,1,4,rand,5,0];
for(var i = 0; i<stat.length; i++) {
$('#statistic li').eq(i).html(stat[i]);
}
setInterval(function(){incrementNumber(stat)},10000);
});

Woods

The cool October breeze sends a small chill down my spine. Trees surround me on all sides, the small exception being the trail through them. Leaves crumble beneath my feet, twigs snapping, dirt compacting. Squirrels scurry through the trees, doing whatever it is they do. The sun pierces through the thick treetops, looking for ground to illuminate. The smell of leaves and grass fill the air, reminding me that I’m at home.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
10:09 PM - Zeke Sonxx: Hello
10:09 PM - Casper xMapop is now Online.
10:09 PM - Casper xMapop: hi
10:09 PM - Casper xMapop: I was wondering i you still make tf2 trading bots?
10:10 PM - Zeke Sonxx: Yes
10:10 PM - Zeke Sonxx: Go fill out this form
10:09 PM - Casper xMapop: i tried to amke one but failed miserably
10:10 PM - Zeke Sonxx: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Cxo1PHS1Ht4nAz_5WvFFK5et3QsK767eofYKtzpdLfs/viewform
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zekesonxx / test.jade
Created December 1, 2014 17:50
SO UNPRODUCTIVE
doctype html
head
title Fuckshits
body
:jade
:jade
:jade
:jade
:jade
:jade
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zekesonxx / script.spider
Created November 24, 2014 02:58
First attempt at using spider to create a tool to parse a log file I made whilst on vacation
/**
* Date|Long,lat|speed?
* Example lines (taken from the top of the actual file):
* 1407084781|42.94662477,-74.36839708|31.25
* 1407084881|42.93916548,-74.40412034|32.25
* 1407084927|42.9309027,-74.4175025|33.25
* 1407085113|42.89578358,-74.47134403|31.0
*/
use :node, __dirname, Date, JSON, parseInt, parseFloat;
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zekesonxx / fix-windows-audio.bat
Created November 20, 2014 19:49
Quick batch file fix for Windows randomly deciding to hate audio
:: Hello!
:: This is a batch file to fix Windows being a pile of shit with audio drivers.
:: There's not actually a real solution to this problem, but this is a quick fix.
::
:: Solution found by: https://superuser.com/questions/20156
:: All credit goes to Superuser user Jeff Atwood https://superuser.com/users/1
:: BatchGotAdmin
:: Credit: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1894967
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zekesonxx / daemon.sh
Last active August 29, 2015 14:06
Simple CLI tutorial to simulate the computer of @DaemonLee
#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# Zeke's Computer Simulator V2
# Written to simulate the computer of Daemon Lee Schmidt <github.com/daemonlee>.
# Get Updates From https://gist.github.com/zekesonxx/33dce67a5ebd26c53fc2
#
# - V2
# Fixed a terminology error
# - V1
# Original Version
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zekesonxx / gold.js
Created August 28, 2014 17:11
WoW Gold parsing tool
/* jshint undef: true, node: true, quotmark: single, indent: 2 */
'use strict';
/**
* Zeke's World of Warcraft Gold Parsing Tool
* https://gist.github.com/zekesonxx/78086f53a16cff33ed9e
* Copyright (C) Zeke Sonxx 2014.
* Licensed under the MIT License <choosealicense.com/licenses/mit>
* @author Zeke Sonxx <github.com/zekesonxx>
* @version 1.0.0
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zekesonxx / linkfilterbypass.user.js
Last active November 5, 2021 10:04
Steam Link Filter Bypasser
// ==UserScript==
// @name Steam Link Filter Bypass
// @author Zeke Sonxx
// @namespace zekesonxx
// @version 0.2
// @description Bypasses the Steam link filter
// @match https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/*
// @include https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/*
// @copyright 2014, Zeke Sonxx, MIT Licensed
// ==/UserScript==
import hexchat
import json
import httplib
# HexChat Escapecraft IRC Plugin
# Copyright (C) 2014 Zeke Sonxx <github.com/zekesonxx>
# License: MIT - choosealicense.com/licenses/mit/
# ## Features ###
# - Rewrites messages from the bots to look nicer.