No idea when or why I wrote this

MyPlay.txt

SETTING: 2 dogs walking together in a park

ACTORS: Dog1, Dog2

SCENE ONE:

Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "What do you think of cats?"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Cats are horrible creatues! Hissing and clawing!"

Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "There is a young cat close to my home, she is quite nice!"

DOG2: (TALKING TO DOG1) "And?"

Dog1: (RESPONDING TO DOG2) *sings* "She likes Pina Colatas and getting caught in the rain!"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Wha?!?!"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "You traitor!!!!!"

(Dogs start fighting)

(Dog1 bites Dog2's leg)

(Dog1 bites Dog2's ear)

(Dog2 flashes doggy eyes at Dog1)

(Pound catched both dogs)

SCENE TWO:

SETTING: POUND

ACTORS: DOG1, DOG2, POUNDLADY

Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "I guess this is the end..."

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) *sneers* "You cat lover!"

(awkard silence)

(more silence)

(Pound lady walks in)

PoundLady: "It's dinner time little munchkins"

Dog1: "Kill me now"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "You could say that again..."

Dog1: "Kill me now"

Dog1: "I wanna go home now"

PoundLady: "You time has come little munchkins"

*both dogs start cyring*

Dog1: "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Your like 7! You old fart"

*both dogs see the light*

PoundLady: "Your owners have come to pick you up!"

Dog1: *Cheerfully says "Yay were not gonna die"

Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "What a shame.. Your not going to die"

Dog1: (RESPONDING TO DOG2) *smiles at dog2* "Yayayayayayayyayayayaya!!!"

THE END

A little violent in some parts, but overall, hilarious!

XD